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fuflans's avatar

OT but i hear rickie's attempting to rival shelley's record for "number of consecutive days in a row saying something stupid or just plain wrong"

and yes, i know denying climate change will play to the base who prefers rain god prayers, but i personally, wouldn't want to piss off science.

TundraGrifter's avatar

BSL: Too late. Ohio has "State Stores" - hard liquor is only sold in retail establishments owned and operated by the State. Their unofficial slogan "We never have a sale. Ever."

TundraGrifter's avatar

Since this is Ohio - will they serve "up" beer or only "down?"

Fartknocker's avatar

I can't believe these bastards spoke badly of Willie Nelson. Willie likes smoking ganga, chasing pretty women, and has the best drinking song ever coined by a country & western crooner: <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watc..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ru40GiejGDg">http://www.youtube.com/watc...

Sons of bitches. Don't they realize Willie was the very first person recorded for Austin City Limits, the longest running tee-vee show on PBS.

MissusBarry's avatar

And I thank my lucky stars that I no longer reside in round-on-the-end-and-hi-in-the-middle. Worst four years of my life, plus the 15 months I carried that house after I moved, and it's only gotten shittier since then. Go pickle yourselves, asshat legislators, and try not to kill anybody else in the process.

Mayor_Quimby's avatar

Are you putsching me on?

Mahousu's avatar

How could we know? There'd actually have to be some sober voting in Ohio for us to tell.

Mahousu's avatar

Like my grandfather always said, in Wisconsin, when two roads intersect, they celebrate by putting up a bar.

Joshua Norton's avatar

Sort of gives new meaning to lawmakers who "couldn't pass the bar".

fuflans's avatar

to be fair, their legislation couldn't get any worse if they were drunk.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

They could just go all Sterling-Cooper and put bars in every sngle fucking office, but yeah...jobs.

fuflans's avatar

i'm not sure beer goggles will work in this case.