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mailman27's avatar

Boo-hoo, I made more before lunch than 9/10 of my astute viewers make all year. I'm sooo mad, I was only at the Mar-A-Lago five hours before New Years, not two hours! I wasn't actually under the desk while Trump was on my show. Oh, that's right, Trump didn't actually show up for me to give him free air time. Fuck this guy.

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Methinks Joe might be a fucking liar.

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

To be fair, Joe has to do all that shit himself. It's not like they can get interns to work on their show.

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Even better, I read it on the internet.

See you on Monday πŸ‡·πŸ‡Ί=πŸ’©'s avatar

I can't even imagine Mika trying to looking into Joe's dead tiny beady eyes during sex time. It's like getting fucked by a rump of salty ham i imagine.

sadboy's avatar

Jesus Palomino, Joe must be off his meds. HUGE defensive screed in WaPo on this very subject.

https://www.washingtonpost....

SeeTrain65's avatar

Methinks ... doth protest too much ... yada yada yada ...

Give it a rest, Squint.

roberteye's avatar

He probably thinks appearing at the party will give the impression he's extremely far up Trump's ass. So preposterous.

freakishlyterrified's avatar

Me also think he's a right wing hack. And not a journalist.

dslindc's avatar

What a whiney little bitch.

Vacuous Virgina's avatar

But enuf about Fuckface von Clownstick πŸ˜€πŸ˜πŸ˜‚

Vacuous Virgina's avatar

Adverb & verb 😎

Ewwww 😝

Vacuous Virgina's avatar

softballs -- yummy πŸ˜†

Vacuous Virgina's avatar

Same as in town 😊