Kellyanne will never hang with the popular kids again. Monday afternoon, in the hours before news broke that Donald Trump had graciously allowed former National Security Advisor Michael Flynn to kick his own ass out the door as a scapegoat in the Trump/Russia scandal (yoogest scandal since Watergate! impressive!), Kellyanne Conway
I was married to a sociopath who was a pathological liar. I didn't even find out about some of the biggest whoppers until after he left me ( I know, I know, I should have done the leaving, but I'm a idiot) and I had a long conversation with his first wife. For example, he lied about having cancer, both during his first marriage, and then while we were married. The part that makes me really feel dumb is that I'm an RN, and even though there were lots of things that didn't make sense medically and I didn't question him. I mean, who the fuck would lie about having cancer???
The woman I was friends with was pretty good at lying. For example, she told me her father was in the mafia. Later, she told me her father was a cop, and I said "I thought your dad was in the mafia?" She said, "oh, that was my stepfather." So she was pretty quick on her feet. She was also beautiful, which never hurts if you're a liar. Looking back on it, I think I knew something wasn't right with her, because I didn't sleep with her when I had the chance. One of my friends did, and the liar ended up moving in with her, and stealing from her and her roommate.
Has anyone told Kellyanne that she can get that unsightly underbite surgically fixed? Of course, it involves breaking her jaw ... any takers? (I mean, uh, by qualified doctors, using anesthesia, in a hospital, etc.)
I KNOW!I KNOW!Right about the time somebody said some stuff about "inoperable...." facts. Or lies. Or stories. Remember it like it was yesterday.Is today Monday?
Conway is such a congenital liar that I've found a system that works with any statement she makes.
Any time she says anything, go 180 degrees from it for the truth. Bowling Green massacre? She says it? Then there wasn't one in any place named Bowling Green. Flynn bas the complete support of Trump? Guaranteed he was going to be out by close of business.
I know. My feminist facespace people are against criticizing people's looks, and I get that, but KAC is so deeply unattractive that I associate her looks with the awfulness of her actions. It's not entirely sexist. Bannon pretty much the same, but I guess he isn't in public as much.
sounds like joe and mika just played us with some alternate facts themselves - kelleyanne - at the foot of her lord - conway may be fruit loops - but she's not out of any loop
I think that Pence is the leaker. Trump never told him that Flynn lied and Trump's impeachment is probably looking mighty good to him about now. No one would suspect him.
I was married to a sociopath who was a pathological liar. I didn't even find out about some of the biggest whoppers until after he left me ( I know, I know, I should have done the leaving, but I'm a idiot) and I had a long conversation with his first wife. For example, he lied about having cancer, both during his first marriage, and then while we were married. The part that makes me really feel dumb is that I'm an RN, and even though there were lots of things that didn't make sense medically and I didn't question him. I mean, who the fuck would lie about having cancer???
Welllllllllllllll, useful to Pooty.
The woman I was friends with was pretty good at lying. For example, she told me her father was in the mafia. Later, she told me her father was a cop, and I said "I thought your dad was in the mafia?" She said, "oh, that was my stepfather." So she was pretty quick on her feet. She was also beautiful, which never hurts if you're a liar. Looking back on it, I think I knew something wasn't right with her, because I didn't sleep with her when I had the chance. One of my friends did, and the liar ended up moving in with her, and stealing from her and her roommate.
Has anyone told Kellyanne that she can get that unsightly underbite surgically fixed? Of course, it involves breaking her jaw ... any takers? (I mean, uh, by qualified doctors, using anesthesia, in a hospital, etc.)
I KNOW!I KNOW!Right about the time somebody said some stuff about "inoperable...." facts. Or lies. Or stories. Remember it like it was yesterday.Is today Monday?
Conway is such a congenital liar that I've found a system that works with any statement she makes.
Any time she says anything, go 180 degrees from it for the truth. Bowling Green massacre? She says it? Then there wasn't one in any place named Bowling Green. Flynn bas the complete support of Trump? Guaranteed he was going to be out by close of business.
I just heard the phrase on CNN while getting a burrito. Things might be warming up a bit for Cult 45*.
I know. My feminist facespace people are against criticizing people's looks, and I get that, but KAC is so deeply unattractive that I associate her looks with the awfulness of her actions. It's not entirely sexist. Bannon pretty much the same, but I guess he isn't in public as much.
sounds like joe and mika just played us with some alternate facts themselves - kelleyanne - at the foot of her lord - conway may be fruit loops - but she's not out of any loop
better yet, a welder's mask
I think that Pence is the leaker. Trump never told him that Flynn lied and Trump's impeachment is probably looking mighty good to him about now. No one would suspect him.
Such a big man. Such little hands.
Gonna take a lot more than that to pretty up that gargoyle.
Constantly and unrelentingly calling him President Bannon should help
very prescient. see breaking news NYT right now
He must be terminally ill with nothing to lose. Otherwise, I got nothing.