Useless old spite bitch Joe Arpaio was planning a big smelly Birtherfest for September 22, but now it looks like instead of hanging out with Pat Boone (who is still alive, apparently?) and heroic order-disobeying Army doctor Terry Lakin, he will just have to spend the day doing his job as Maricopa County Sheriff instead, because the event was
BirtherFest 2012 has been cancelled. The problem of very low ticket sales was attributed to the headliner act Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio. Joe’s act consists of 3 hours of pull my finger jokes, music that features his armpit and a ventriloquist act with a dummy that like looks a little like an aborted fetus.
It's “Murica’s Toughest Shurff.”, get it right...
BirtherFest 2012 has been cancelled. The problem of very low ticket sales was attributed to the headliner act Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio. Joe’s act consists of 3 hours of pull my finger jokes, music that features his armpit and a ventriloquist act with a dummy that like looks a little like an aborted fetus.
I had forgotten about that picture. Thanks... I think. NSFW!
In hindsight, requiring ID that meets birther standards to buy tickets was a mistake.
To paraphrase Mark Twain; "Everybody complains about the foreign-born president, but nobody does anything about it."
"Constitutional Eligibility Hero"...now that is a title with some gravitas.