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BarackMyWorld's avatar

Patton would've never apologized to BP.

He apologized to the soldier he slapped, sure, but not to BP.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Didn't they just arrest some guy for saying the same thing about Obama? (hint: yes they did)

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

guess it goes without saying with his target audience

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Real soldiers go places where pieces of metal, glass, stone and other soldiers fly around at the speed of sound. Who wouldn't want to be a general instead?

fuflans's avatar

well her offspring clearly have the teutonic thighs.

fuflans's avatar

ah! you are a tricksey poppet.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

As shown in the documentary "Who's Nailin' Paylin?".

Mahousu's avatar

I think he's referring to the time he shot that donkey on a bridge in Italy. Well, ok, it was a squirrel and not a donkey. And he hit it with his car rather than shooting it. And it was on River Road in Bethesda. Still pretty much the same thing.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

"the second chance was worth it" So, you're admitting that the GOP has been mightily fucking up for the last 10 years?

"the second chancre was worth it" Fixed.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Can I be your hood ornament?

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

My 6 year old kid could do a better power point and I don't even have a 6 year old kid.

I did enjoy his sucking up to the freshman though. He's probably scared of teabaggers.