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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Waaaay too much gasoline is not one of his conservative principles.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

The Repubican approach to health care is "saying 'no' makes you feel better".

If they repeal Health <i>Insurance</i> Reform, I hope they have the courage to then enact a Congressional Insurance Plan that only covers 85% of members at a time, randomly adding and dropping families periodically. Of course, the congressbots are healthier and wealthier than most Americans, so the impact will be softened. But I want to be a fly on the wall when Joe Barton is told his wife Terri* has treatable cancer and no coverage because of her pre-existing condition. _____________________ <i>* sorry Mrs Barton, I hope you are healthy. But please have a word with your husband on behalf of men and women who lose loved ones every fucking day because of a "weird feeling" that may cost their families hundreds, thousands or tens of thousands of dollar to diagnose or treat</i>

fuflans's avatar

i am still waiting for anything joe barton was right about.

(sorry for the dangling participle).

chascates's avatar

And don't get Joe started on those 'water-conserving' toilets! Now he has to flush <b>3 times!</b>

BarackMyWorld's avatar

I'm sure your love for them is because of their energy saving value, but many others have probably discovered other wonderful uses for the curly glass part. Also.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

When you're as full of shit as George Will, no normal toilet is enough.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

I know, right? And yet....rampant, institutionalized racism, American children living in poverty, industrial pollution...? Couldn't be bothered.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

I'm not going to argue that point, since Barton was also elected in 2008.

PsycWench's avatar

Barton also apologized to Hurricane Katrina for its loss of wind speed while destroying parts of New Orleans.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

Dear Youth of America,

See what happens when you don't vote? Assholes win elections.

Sincerely,

Barry

BarackMyWorld's avatar

Of topic, unless the topic is Stupid People (it usually is), but <a href="http:\/\/www.thedailyshow.com\/watch\/mon-november-8-2010\/moment-of-zen---wonder-woman-on-crime" target="_blank">when you've got Steve Doocy looking at you like you're a moron, you've got to know whatever you just said hit a whole new level of stupid</a>.