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I'm old, so I smoke my lids.

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LOL, love that picture of Biden.

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Peskov was accurately named by his forebears. Whenever I see his name the word "pest" immediately comes to mind.

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O'Donnell's been KILLIN' it lately

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Young people should ask themselves who knows more about foreign policy, them or Biden.

Their unilateral desires "Cut off aid to Israel RIGHT NOW!" are not realistic.

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Love the graphic, especially the horse!

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Please, young folk, get out there and vote for Biden even if you think he's handling the war in Gaza wrong. The alternative is four more years of Trump, who fucked up the SC for decades, stalled for a month before informing us about covid and then told us not to wear masks and we didn't need the vaccine, and also did NOTHING for 3 hours on Jan 6 but watch the tube despite the pleadings of his staff and daughter.

Thinking there's an overnight solution to the war is naive.

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Did the TABS and the OT get mixed up or something?

''Biden also called Putin, accurately, a “butcher” and war criminal.” ''

PUTIN: I know I am but what are YOU? Neener-neener.

/gives OHJB a purple nurple and an atomic wedgie/

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It's been fun reading Tabs from different authors. Variety is the spice of Wonkette. Wonder who it's gonna be today.

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#Worldle #763 5/6 (100%)

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Once I got it, the neighbours were easy peasy!

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A social worker was pretty mad at me when I told her that I would absolutely not be attending the celebration of the finalization of an adoption arising out of a child protection case. "We're all on the same side here!"

"No, we're quite literally not. If you can't think of a single reason I wouldn't attend a party celebrating my client's parental rights being terminated, you really don't understand what we're doing here."

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Having a seriously hard time getting motivated for work this morning..

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The other day, a judge ordered Peter Navarro to turn in presidential records that are in his possession and are the property of the federal government. He has until March 21 to do so or come up with a reason why he can't . There are 600 documents.

Meanwhile, this idiot still is not in prison because the Bureau of Prisons has not set a date for him to report . The wheels of justice are stuck in the mud.

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I think I'll skip breakfast:

𝐀 𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐞𝐭𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐆𝐢𝐫𝐥 𝐈𝐧𝐟𝐥𝐮𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐌𝐚𝐧𝐚𝐠𝐞𝐝 𝐛𝐲 𝐌𝐨𝐦𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐤𝐞𝐝 𝐛𝐲 𝐌𝐞𝐧

Seeking social media stardom for their underage daughters, mothers post images of them on Instagram. The accounts draw men sexually attracted to children, and they sometimes pay to see more.

https://www.nytimes.com/2024/02/22/us/instagram-child-influencers.html

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Babby Axl sang me a song

I tried to write down his lament.

https://substack.com/@chickenatemyballot/note/c-50145879?utm_source=notes-share-action&r=2knkk0

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“God created government,” he told Enlow, adding that it’s “heartbreaking” that “we have let it go into the possession of others.”

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/tom-parker-alabama-ivf-embryo_n_65d7ea34e4b0cc1f2f7b3e26

There it is, MAGA. You are supposed to vote for God, not Trump. Otherwise, you go straight to hell.

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