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Crip Dyke's avatar

>> and the other one worships an orange urinal cake <<

I was watching an NBC news clip about the AZ 1864 abortion law and they cut to Trump making a video statement about it. Trump's makeup was the typical orange, but with more brown mixed in, almost like mud got in his makeup.

But here's the weird bit: like normal, they didn't do his ears, and with the makeup so dark the transition from face to hairline & ears was super obvious to the point where even I, who almost never criticizes anyone based on appearance, thought, "Wow, that looks sooooo bad, I wonder if the the anchor will comment on it. They have to comment on it, right? Because everyone wears makeup on video, but this looks so bad that it seems like it has implications for his brain functioning which is a legit realm of criticism."

But no, NBC did not comment on it. And, again, I don't want to attack Trump for looking bad, but the makeup stopped a bit before the hairline, not right at it (maybe he was afraid to get any in his hair and ordered them not to get too close?) and his ears were sticking out so white, and this particular shade of orange mud was so dark that it just cried out for a little blending at the edges -- blending which just ndid not happen. It was horrible, is what I'm saying, and yet it was also fixable by any makeup artist. If you can't use a lighter shade b/c Trump is certain that orange-mud makes him look tan, then you can add a little to his ears or taper off the amount of makeup as you approach the hair line instead of creating a solid, obvious line that is orange-mud on one side and bright white on the other.

No competent makeup artist would leave it like that unless they were ordered to, is what I'm saying, and the man who would order them to leave off the blending and tapering and whatever is a man who is not making sound decisions, is my point.

It was a makeup job so horrifically bad it makes you think the guy is more brain-injured than he was last week, and he was pretty fucked up last week.

Seriously, that video would have me questioning my life choices if I were wearing that makeup job.

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Uncle Andy's avatar

Stepdaughter got busy on the phone after I forwarded Dok's last article on the subject to her. Looks like she's going to get her entire outrageous debt for under- and post-grad forgiven. Dok really is best pony!

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