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Did they test with cats?

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When Mr. Pat and I were dating, he had a cat named Leo. Leo looked PERZACKTLY like the cat in the pic up top. White and floofy, with orange splashes, and a gaze that said "butter doesn't melt in my mouth, hooman."

Mr. Pat love Leo. Leo loved Mr. Pat. Leo LOATHED me. After Mr. Pat would go off to work in the morning, Leo would often plop heavily back up on the bed and sidle up to me, all innocent-like, until he was sitting right next to my thigh. At which point he would yawn, stretch, and then slooooowly, with great and artisanal deliberation, reach out a paw as though to pat me, and instead SINK. HIS. CLAWS. into my flesh.

By which I mean to say - I am HELLA glad that Mr. Pat never gave that cat a gun!

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