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H-Bob's avatar

Syphilitic Maggot Libelz!

malsperanza's avatar

It's an open question whether he will do so because he has no more shits to give, or because he wants to saddle his successor with a high-profile case that is not sure of victory, or just won't bother.

Just won't bother is how he handled Jeffry Epstein, Harvey Weinstein, and a shit-ton of banks and Wall Street firms, so.

Goposaur's avatar

Table, dog. Or, table dog?

I only see sounds. Like a bat.

Fiddlesticks's avatar

At least they didn't say "No". They'll come around to it.

Zap's avatar

It's all fun and games until the 5G towers start telling you to eat babies.

Zap's avatar

Thanks! Still waiting for the second Pfizer.

Keith Taylor's avatar

Trump supporters and the right wing generally will no doubt bawl that this speech and its delivery "proves" that President Biden suffers from dementia. None of them will acknowledge that Donald Trump's every speech and tweet indicated that his brain was a seething nest of syphilitic maggots.

Villago Delenda Est  🇺🇦's avatar

In the late 80's the Army campaigned to eliminate the passive voice in official communications, orders, and regulations. That went really well.

SterWonk's avatar

In the book, it was less about Hadden being benevolent, as it was about getting a corner on the advanced manufacturing techniques described in The Message, that were used to build The Machine.

H-Bob's avatar

Too bad the first shot for anti-maskers and MAGAts isn't brain bleach.

H-Bob's avatar

The Republicans were angry that the virus beat them out for the role of killing Americans and destroying the economy!

Keith Taylor's avatar

Okay. To an extent. But I maintain, only to an extent! Syphilitic maggots are almost as repulsive as Trump.

She Said It's avatar

I was deathly afraid of needles until I was 55 and had emergency surgery (temp colostomy). I was stuck and poked and prodded so much that now nothing bothers me. Except an epidural. I cannot do that one. I panic, I move, I twitch, I cry. That's the bad one. When I had reversal surgery I acted up so bad getting the epidural that I swear the doc just shoved the needle in, which I blame for my current back problems. I got my first (Pfizer) dose last week. Looking forward to the 2nd on 4/3.

marcus816's avatar

So young! Wasn't that movie out just... last... century... *sigh*