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Speaking of old Manch, I wonder what pleasant topics he chatted with Smokin' Joe as of late...

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Of all the Joe Bidens, this one is definitely my favorite

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Can we just buy off everypony in WV already? Pass a trillion dollar giveaway of whatever [the cakes they like most?], available only to Appalachian states that are not among the original colonies, but that struggled for independence from their mother state. Free jerbs for everybody!

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The surprising information here is that Joe Piscapo is still alive and can be hired for events (quite inexpensively I presume).

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We all gotta eat.

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Some just like to preform. The pillowguy is not a preformer. He's a con man.

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More Republicans approve of Biden's covid response than there were Americans who approved of Trump. Period (as old Spicey would say)

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Start really big renewable energy training programs there. Let everyone do solar or wind or thermo or hydro or nuclear power generation training. Get the assholes out of there for a couple years so they can be exposed to people of marriageable age who are not their blood relatives.

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Polls like that suggest that, statistically, the average American is slightly more sensible than not! Hooda thunk it?

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The dumb ones are also the loud ones.

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Or extreme purity ponies for whom the most progressive start to an administration since FDR just isn’t enough.

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I really want someone to combine these polls and the ones about whether people believe Biden legitimately won or not, because it seems like there might be a subset of people who believe he’s not the legitimate president but think he’s doing a swell job anyway, and that’s a focus group I would genuinely be fascinated by.

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Oh but Covid Caligula's inauguration was bigger than Biden's (I think) because of said dumbasses' bungling of the Covid response. So everything's even!

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