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Speaking of old Manch, I wonder what pleasant topics he chatted with Smokin' Joe as of late...

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nicko foresta's avatar

Of all the Joe Bidens, this one is definitely my favorite

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A Tad  Sick of the Stench's avatar

Can we just buy off everypony in WV already? Pass a trillion dollar giveaway of whatever [the cakes they like most?], available only to Appalachian states that are not among the original colonies, but that struggled for independence from their mother state. Free jerbs for everybody!

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A Tad  Sick of the Stench's avatar

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whatwhomever's avatar

The surprising information here is that Joe Piscapo is still alive and can be hired for events (quite inexpensively I presume).

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Meccalopolis's avatar

We all gotta eat.

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rocktonsam's avatar

Some just like to preform. The pillowguy is not a preformer. He's a con man.

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empf's avatar

More Republicans approve of Biden's covid response than there were Americans who approved of Trump. Period (as old Spicey would say)

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sarafina's avatar

Start really big renewable energy training programs there. Let everyone do solar or wind or thermo or hydro or nuclear power generation training. Get the assholes out of there for a couple years so they can be exposed to people of marriageable age who are not their blood relatives.

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Viole Falusche's avatar

Polls like that suggest that, statistically, the average American is slightly more sensible than not! Hooda thunk it?

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HogeyeGrex🌻's avatar

The dumb ones are also the loud ones.

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HogeyeGrex🌻's avatar

Or extreme purity ponies for whom the most progressive start to an administration since FDR just isn’t enough.

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HermitSongs's avatar

I really want someone to combine these polls and the ones about whether people believe Biden legitimately won or not, because it seems like there might be a subset of people who believe he’s not the legitimate president but think he’s doing a swell job anyway, and that’s a focus group I would genuinely be fascinated by.

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chimpevil_redux's avatar

Oh but Covid Caligula's inauguration was bigger than Biden's (I think) because of said dumbasses' bungling of the Covid response. So everything's even!

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