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Boojum's avatar

That’s just in the Senate.

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Wookie Monster's avatar

Are they going to cure windmill cancer?

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sarafina's avatar

I think the IRS has this covered.

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sarafina's avatar

It's been a while, and she hasn't tried taking the bar. She got married instead.

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sarafina's avatar

Lupus has a strong contender now.

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H-Bob's avatar

Maybe being human helps too!

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H-Bob's avatar

No nobody is going to live at Trump Tower Moscow.

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H-Bob's avatar

"freaky robot dogs" -- RoboPuppy mistreatment alert!https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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DDB9000's avatar

Someone who knows the great word ''ken''. Brava!

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DDB9000's avatar

Ol' Dirty Bastard's waiting by his grave to pull Shkreli in.

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Johnny Appleseed's avatar

"everyone" is wondering....

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insert_something_creative's avatar

He's probably lying, but if not, that is an insane way to run a business, even if you aren't doing a bunch of illegal shit that makes you liable to get your phone seized by the FBI. Phones get lost or damaged or stolen all the time.

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de van's avatar

Deathsantis wife allegedly had it and after latching onto the tit of state funded healthcare was cured.

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carovee's avatar

LOL.

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Tina Mouse's avatar

Why duplicate the NIH? The NIH is far better managed than DARPA.

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🇺🇦 🇺🇦's avatar

Here's what we do with the Circle of Grift ...

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