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Boojum's avatar

That’s just in the Senate.

Wookie Monster's avatar

Are they going to cure windmill cancer?

sarafina's avatar

I think the IRS has this covered.

sarafina's avatar

It's been a while, and she hasn't tried taking the bar. She got married instead.

sarafina's avatar

Lupus has a strong contender now.

H-Bob's avatar

Maybe being human helps too!

H-Bob's avatar

No nobody is going to live at Trump Tower Moscow.

H-Bob's avatar

"freaky robot dogs" -- RoboPuppy mistreatment alert!https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

DDB9000's avatar

Someone who knows the great word ''ken''. Brava!

DDB9000's avatar

Ol' Dirty Bastard's waiting by his grave to pull Shkreli in.

Johnny Appleseed's avatar

"everyone" is wondering....

insert_something_creative's avatar

He's probably lying, but if not, that is an insane way to run a business, even if you aren't doing a bunch of illegal shit that makes you liable to get your phone seized by the FBI. Phones get lost or damaged or stolen all the time.

de van's avatar

Deathsantis wife allegedly had it and after latching onto the tit of state funded healthcare was cured.

Tina Mouse's avatar

Why duplicate the NIH? The NIH is far better managed than DARPA.