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Tim πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

You're not wrong!

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Virgiebeach's avatar

*Gives up teetotalling. Walks into pantry and checks shelves of booze.....Um..:making list:*

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Virgiebeach's avatar

You take the lower , I'll take the higher?Gawd is he punchable.

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Teto85's avatar

Insofar as Russia is concerned I would rather have a kick-ass president than a kiss-ass president. I'm ridin' with Biden.

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Dame [Vigorous Epithet] Erin's avatar

Pretty sure Glennys and Jimmy Dore will still call you a nutjob for daring to imply that Russia would do anything so untoward. Then again, nobody likes them so who cares.

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

Because the republican party is the Military-Industrial complex that Eisenhower warned us about.

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

Quite the opposite, such a desire means you are a good person.

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

They did seem to expect him to wave a magic wand on day 1 or something.

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

I liked Evan's description of trump "Rolling over like a Pomeranian with a stiffie, for Putin"

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tangofoxtrot's avatar

See: Pillow, My.

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Jamie Stewart's avatar

Because Putin can declare himself High Maximum Cock all he likes, he's still reliant on the ROC and organized crime to keep his arse alive.

If he fucks up much more one or the other will wash their hands of him and there are a lot of ambitious folk who would quite like all of Uncle Slaphead's power and wealth.

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Petunia Cat's avatar

It’s gigantic. And cold.

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Petunia Cat's avatar

Agree completely. But β€œUncle Joeβ€œ, that’s what Americans during World War II called Stalin. And not ironically.

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Skepti-KC's avatar

It's a go.

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Kiwiwriter's avatar

And look how they turned out....Jeffrey Dahmer and Dr. Hannibal Lecter would be proud.

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Virgiebeach's avatar

"...and we'll be in Scotland afore yeeee..." XD

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