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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

There are shows that my wife and I watch on Hulu/Netflicks. If they have commercials, my wife has taken to kissing me while they're on so I don't lose my shit. This would happen way too often with regular commercial tv.<br /><br /><br />---

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

And one time, Joe Biden called a tissue a "Kleenex!!" Even when it wasn't that brand!!!1

WORST VICE PRESIDENT EVER

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fuflans's avatar

they are socialists and do not count.

we should invade them.

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fuflans's avatar

what did you say? did we hear you? wonkette fame!

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Shypixel's avatar

Why won't Thunderin' Joe check with his Fox Style Guide before making speeches?

It's like he isn't even interested in pushing their Narrative at all...

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Shypixel's avatar

Leave no Terrorist behind?

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AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...whaaaaaaat! Did Joe Biden just call the Boston bombers <strong>"WANGSTA'S"</strong>!!!

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

especially for desert...yum!

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

I like the phrase "knock off jihadis"... One, because well, they are. The brothers are to Al Queada as bags sold in downtown NYC are to Coach. Granted there are plenty of folks who would like to fuck with us, but why give them any legitimacy?

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Reason #235 why I'm glad I ditched my television:

I had a doctor's appointment this morning and was able to watch CNN whilst waiting. It had a "Special Report" on how the brothers went to a NH fireworks store to buy "the biggest, loudest" fireworks they had.

You could almost sense the exasperation the store clerks they interviewed. It looked like they wanted to hold the reporters face in their hands so he wouldn't lose focus and say (and slowly) "That's.what.all.of.our.customers.ask".

So, I went to CNN and I found there was no "there" there.

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malsperanza's avatar

"Piss off Progressives and their Islamic slave masters by hitting my Tip Jar".

I think this is an <i>excellent</i> place for right-wingers to send all their extra dollars. It would not piss me off at all. How can we encourage Ironic Surrealism's readers to throw their cash down this sinkhole?

The Koch brothers buying the Tribune Corp? That will piss me off.

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