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GrannysKnitting's avatar

tell us you're desperate, without saying the word - ffs these clowns

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Sherry's avatar

Well if we’re going to talk about loans…

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Anzu's avatar

Thinking about the time we borrowed $2000 from an auntie-in-law to meet the minimum amount in our checking account to pass the final financial hoo-hah from the bank for our mortgage. Literally every dollar went to the down payment but we had to prove we had an extra month's income ready to go because America hates poor people. Auntie to the rescue!

We paid her back about two months later.

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GrannysKnitting's avatar

inPEEEch!!!

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Teddy Barnes's avatar

I thought it was impossible to cram that much stupid in one photo........GQP proving me wrong again. Those four envision themselves as the four horsemen of the apocalypse........more like four turds in a punch bowl....

And can you believe Johnson is breathing the same air as closeted Smith? Get the disinfectant out! And , come on.....Johnson, Smith, Jones??????? Are those REALLY their names......

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Shire Jansen's avatar

Curious as to why they weren't equally interested in these loan repayment scenarios?

https://www.wsj.com/articles/irs-urged-to-examine-donald-trumps-loans-to-his-children-11671668154

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el duderino's avatar

I read “dream team” and “sex police” in the first line of the article and now this is stuck in my head

https://youtu.be/fu9sEdi48Tg?si=wYq4_QIfGtEj9GW6

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Eva Porter's avatar

The president is lucky his relatives pay it back. 😂😂

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LifelongLurker's avatar

"This check or your lying eyes?

Does he know that's the line used by cheating scoundrels when they get caught in the act?

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Charles  Schlotter's avatar

Yeah, OK, it means the exact opposite of what he thinks it means.

But it isn't the first time that his words are the evil-mirror image of the truth. For instance:

"I didn't know of and ignore sexual assault on minors by Dr. Strauss," turns out to actually mean the opposite.

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Nae Kings!'s avatar

What's confusing them is that Biden's bro pays back the loan. No Republican does that ever. Ask Uncle Clarence.

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Pisto75666's avatar

Of course that'd HAVE to be Gym Jordan sitting in the middle 'cause nothing gets him going more than trying to "gotcha" Joe Biden on some nonexistent bullshit.

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Bagels of Doom's avatar

DEMOCRATS IN DISARRAY!!!

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Bindersfulohostbodies's avatar

I thought money was freeze peach!

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You Should Ice That Burn's avatar

Money to republicans and their causes is free speech, money to the democratic party and their causes is evidence of "corruption".

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Biff52 Lost Canadian's avatar

Someone should loan me $40K. Or maybe $100K. I'm good for it, come on!

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Frank Lee's avatar

So far from this impeachment inquiry, we've learned...

a) Joe Biden is a loving, forgiving father,

b) Joe Biden is a generous, patient brother, and

c) Comer, Jordan, et al., are craven, ridiculous carnival barkers

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AlanInSF's avatar

Joe Biden is so filthy rich, he tosses around $240,000 like some billionaire bribing a Supreme Court justice with a high-end RV.

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willi0000000's avatar

i worry a lot about the future of our democracy . . . i'd worry more if these people were competent.

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clairence's avatar

Is that first image of the House Republicans sitting around a campfire telling Halloween stories?

"Boo!" says Jordan. Nobody is actually scared.

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