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He's going to dig up George Michael?!

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Please to not be giving them the ideas...

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I like Oods.

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Pupper vigilance committee is not letting any meddling Russians in HERE.

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Skeletor is now Governor of Florida.

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Me too! I saw a guy with a sticker on his Apple laptop that made it into an Ood with a glowing orb.

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Absolutely no one else sneaks up on us!

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What about Spicey for the job?

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since all of those materials are sacred to children everywhere, my answer is a resounding "no."

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I don't need a fidget spinner. Wonkette, I haz it.

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Trump had hoped to name Lieberman to the post before leaving for his big trip to the Middle East and Europe, and whatever Israel is since Trump thinks it’s not in the Middle East....

Israel is a Continent unto itself as anyone who has gotten a hefty check from Sheldon Adelson knows.

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Why not add it to Jared's duties?

I'm sure he'd be welcomed with open arms.

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Wonder if Joe actually does any work or just lends his name to the place? My guess is the latter.

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Perhaps, like Vice Admiral Haward, Joe Lieberman recognizes a shit sandwich when it is served to him on a Mar a Lago silver plate.

I have no particular use for the guy but he isn't flat-out stupid.

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David Duke is available and not in jail, even.

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William Luther Pierce, also, too.

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