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Beargorod People's Recublic's avatar

He's going to dig up George Michael?!

Beargorod People's Recublic's avatar

Please to not be giving them the ideas...

Beargorod People's Recublic's avatar

Pupper vigilance committee is not letting any meddling Russians in HERE.

pianoplayer1's avatar

Skeletor is now Governor of Florida.

MizzMazz, Nomad/ TonRu's avatar

Me too! I saw a guy with a sticker on his Apple laptop that made it into an Ood with a glowing orb.

fredoandme's avatar

Absolutely no one else sneaks up on us!

RogationDays's avatar

What about Spicey for the job?

fredoandme's avatar

since all of those materials are sacred to children everywhere, my answer is a resounding "no."

puredog's avatar

I don't need a fidget spinner. Wonkette, I haz it.

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Trump had hoped to name Lieberman to the post before leaving for his big trip to the Middle East and Europe, and whatever Israel is since Trump thinks it’s not in the Middle East....

Israel is a Continent unto itself as anyone who has gotten a hefty check from Sheldon Adelson knows.

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Why not add it to Jared's duties?

I'm sure he'd be welcomed with open arms.

Magic Juan's avatar

Wonder if Joe actually does any work or just lends his name to the place? My guess is the latter.

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Perhaps, like Vice Admiral Haward, Joe Lieberman recognizes a shit sandwich when it is served to him on a Mar a Lago silver plate.

I have no particular use for the guy but he isn't flat-out stupid.

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

David Duke is available and not in jail, even.

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

William Luther Pierce, also, too.