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That was a fluke - both times the Dem vote was split by an independent third party guy.

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And stick your tongue back in, Missy.

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Removing his lips from the phallus of the coal industry long enough to endorse a Republican is about the riskiest political move Joe Manchin will ever take.

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"I've worked with him a long time, I respect him, and the fact that he's on another team doesn't change that," Tom Brady said, explaining why he'd handed the ball to an ex-teammate now playing for the Eagles and let him walk into the end zone for the winning score.

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Dayam AOC. When she stares daggers she stares DAGGERS.

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A duet? My money's on "Baby, It's Cold Outside."

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So, Pennywise it is.

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We should have been Canada.

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On the plastic covered couch (remember those?)

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I love that the oldest one looks the best.

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He would be so popular, he never has forgotten his roots, but he does not suffer fools and that is a job requirement.

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Independents are popular there and one split the vote both times. Le Page won with the least amount of votes, ever.

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And she also gives conservatives funny-pants-feelings and that makes them confused and angry, along with regular-angry.

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They couldn't possibly be as much of a dreamboat as Susie C. Joe knows this. As a Democrat. Ahem.

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Read about Joe & Susie, got a mental image of the two knocking boots and had to use half a year's supply of brain bleach to clean it out.

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Lord, yes! And the extra roll of toilet tissue in the bathroom was hidden under a doll with a crocheted hoop skirt.

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