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Cliff Hendroval's avatar

That was a fluke - both times the Dem vote was split by an independent third party guy.

Aunt PithyPat's avatar

And stick your tongue back in, Missy.

Russell Jones's avatar

Removing his lips from the phallus of the coal industry long enough to endorse a Republican is about the riskiest political move Joe Manchin will ever take.

AlanInSF's avatar

"I've worked with him a long time, I respect him, and the fact that he's on another team doesn't change that," Tom Brady said, explaining why he'd handed the ball to an ex-teammate now playing for the Eagles and let him walk into the end zone for the winning score.

phoenix00's avatar

Dayam AOC. When she stares daggers she stares DAGGERS.

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

A duet? My money's on "Baby, It's Cold Outside."

Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

On the plastic covered couch (remember those?)

Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

I love that the oldest one looks the best.

Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

He would be so popular, he never has forgotten his roots, but he does not suffer fools and that is a job requirement.

Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

Independents are popular there and one split the vote both times. Le Page won with the least amount of votes, ever.

Tj McGee Wright's avatar

And she also gives conservatives funny-pants-feelings and that makes them confused and angry, along with regular-angry.

Tj McGee Wright's avatar

They couldn't possibly be as much of a dreamboat as Susie C. Joe knows this. As a Democrat. Ahem.

MrsSippi's avatar

Read about Joe & Susie, got a mental image of the two knocking boots and had to use half a year's supply of brain bleach to clean it out.

nightmoth's avatar

Lord, yes! And the extra roll of toilet tissue in the bathroom was hidden under a doll with a crocheted hoop skirt.