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Cliff Hendroval's avatar

That was a fluke - both times the Dem vote was split by an independent third party guy.

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Aunt PithyPat's avatar

And stick your tongue back in, Missy.

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Russell Jones's avatar

Removing his lips from the phallus of the coal industry long enough to endorse a Republican is about the riskiest political move Joe Manchin will ever take.

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AlanInSF's avatar

"I've worked with him a long time, I respect him, and the fact that he's on another team doesn't change that," Tom Brady said, explaining why he'd handed the ball to an ex-teammate now playing for the Eagles and let him walk into the end zone for the winning score.

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phoenix00's avatar

Dayam AOC. When she stares daggers she stares DAGGERS.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

A duet? My money's on "Baby, It's Cold Outside."

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

So, Pennywise it is.

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

We should have been Canada.

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

On the plastic covered couch (remember those?)

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

I love that the oldest one looks the best.

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

He would be so popular, he never has forgotten his roots, but he does not suffer fools and that is a job requirement.

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

Independents are popular there and one split the vote both times. Le Page won with the least amount of votes, ever.

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Tj McGee Wright's avatar

And she also gives conservatives funny-pants-feelings and that makes them confused and angry, along with regular-angry.

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Tj McGee Wright's avatar

They couldn't possibly be as much of a dreamboat as Susie C. Joe knows this. As a Democrat. Ahem.

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MrsSippi's avatar

Read about Joe & Susie, got a mental image of the two knocking boots and had to use half a year's supply of brain bleach to clean it out.

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nightmoth's avatar

Lord, yes! And the extra roll of toilet tissue in the bathroom was hidden under a doll with a crocheted hoop skirt.

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