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H0mer0's avatar

and a good personal trainer

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Sakonyachen for FALGSC's avatar

As a debaucherous fuckface, I hope I will be the one who chops off their limbs daily with a rusty olive fork, only to have them grow back so we can start the process all over again while they suffer from the tetnis infections. I will feel like I am doing God's work while I carve the names of the people who died from allergic reactions and similar treatable afflictions into their eyeballs with a soldering iron. Only to have them grow back so I can do it again. The day will not pass where I will have missed the opportunity to crush their fingers under a steel cutting die without the die( the clean cut is less painful than the crush). Also too, with votes. Just so I'm not banhammered.

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