If price gouging is wrong, she don't wanna be right You have probably heard by now about the great big fuck-tussle over the huge price increases on the EpiPen, that lifesaving device that keeps people with severe allergic reactions from dying of anaphylactic shock. Mylan Pharmaceuticals, the company that makes the device, has steadily raised the price since buying the rights to it in 2007 -- even though the pens were essentially unchanged for years. The things sold to pharmacies at about $100 for a two-pen pack in 2007, then Mylan steadily started jacking up the price. This causes a bit of a problem for patients who need to have them on hand, what with the whole "only thing that stands between life and death" thing:
As a debaucherous fuckface, I hope I will be the one who chops off their limbs daily with a rusty olive fork, only to have them grow back so we can start the process all over again while they suffer from the tetnis infections. I will feel like I am doing God's work while I carve the names of the people who died from allergic reactions and similar treatable afflictions into their eyeballs with a soldering iron. Only to have them grow back so I can do it again. The day will not pass where I will have missed the opportunity to crush their fingers under a steel cutting die without the die( the clean cut is less painful than the crush). Also too, with votes. Just so I'm not banhammered.
I have two of them. A right one and a left one. If they would let me, I would apply them repeatedly until they felt empathy. Worst case scenario, the sociopathic nihilist doesn't survive. The planet is better off as a whole. With votes btw.
I know I'm late to the party with this, and I know we aren't supposed to make certain jokes, but her father's name is Manchin? She doesn't have his last name but she definitely has the definition on her face.
It's a great workaround because at least in my district, we have to take the lowest bid. I use highlighters for my food orders so my boss knows what items to order and which are already at my shed(that's right, I said shed, for about 10,000 students). I have had cigarettes last longer than the highlighters I use. People who have this built into their system are just asking to be grifted. Corporate greed needs only to be what it is when we set ourselves up for it.
Ah, the classic diversion - instead of explaining the price spikes, she uses lots of the best words to outline how they grew unit sales...sounds business-y, don't you know?Should make it a favorite free enterprise fable with which to comfort the next customer gasping for air.
You know, that one really violates the rules about as thoroughly as humanly possible, but since you've clearly set it in Dante's Inferno, I'll let it slide this time. Future efforts of the sort will be deleted, however. You can express your gratitude with an indulgence.
and how much of that research money is spent on medication to save poor people's lives as opposed to how much is spent on medication to give old white rich men erections
actually he probably said, "doesn't matter, my republican opponent campaigned on getting rid of all regulations on price gouging and voted to let us watch the poors suffocate on live tv, so I'm gonna be just fine
You can buy antibiotics for goldfish tanks that is just the same as docs prescribe for a fraction of the cost too. Meds are so overpriced it stopped being funny long ago.
and a good personal trainer
As a debaucherous fuckface, I hope I will be the one who chops off their limbs daily with a rusty olive fork, only to have them grow back so we can start the process all over again while they suffer from the tetnis infections. I will feel like I am doing God's work while I carve the names of the people who died from allergic reactions and similar treatable afflictions into their eyeballs with a soldering iron. Only to have them grow back so I can do it again. The day will not pass where I will have missed the opportunity to crush their fingers under a steel cutting die without the die( the clean cut is less painful than the crush). Also too, with votes. Just so I'm not banhammered.
I have two of them. A right one and a left one. If they would let me, I would apply them repeatedly until they felt empathy. Worst case scenario, the sociopathic nihilist doesn't survive. The planet is better off as a whole. With votes btw.
I know I'm late to the party with this, and I know we aren't supposed to make certain jokes, but her father's name is Manchin? She doesn't have his last name but she definitely has the definition on her face.
Affluenza vaccines cause Austeritism you heartless corporate shill!
It's a great workaround because at least in my district, we have to take the lowest bid. I use highlighters for my food orders so my boss knows what items to order and which are already at my shed(that's right, I said shed, for about 10,000 students). I have had cigarettes last longer than the highlighters I use. People who have this built into their system are just asking to be grifted. Corporate greed needs only to be what it is when we set ourselves up for it.
Ah, the classic diversion - instead of explaining the price spikes, she uses lots of the best words to outline how they grew unit sales...sounds business-y, don't you know?Should make it a favorite free enterprise fable with which to comfort the next customer gasping for air.
You know, that one really violates the rules about as thoroughly as humanly possible, but since you've clearly set it in Dante's Inferno, I'll let it slide this time. Future efforts of the sort will be deleted, however. You can express your gratitude with an indulgence.
Masterful extortion of my faux pas there Dok. I needed to donate anyway, I've been freeloading for quite some time.
Y'know, I think there's a simple solution
You or your business claims X in exemptions on your return (unless it's charitable giving, very strictly defined) - you can no longer vote
2x = you kids can't vote
3x = nobody in your immediate family. And you lose your right to make political donations.
and how much of that research money is spent on medication to save poor people's lives as opposed to how much is spent on medication to give old white rich men erections
actually he probably said, "doesn't matter, my republican opponent campaigned on getting rid of all regulations on price gouging and voted to let us watch the poors suffocate on live tv, so I'm gonna be just fine
Put her to bed between two pieces of bread?
Not just a cunt, but a hoofwanking bunglecunt.
You can buy antibiotics for goldfish tanks that is just the same as docs prescribe for a fraction of the cost too. Meds are so overpriced it stopped being funny long ago.
Hides under their bed to watch them masturbate.