In the closing days, it's time for Joe Miller to warm up the voters with his compassionate beard hairs, so in a local teevee interview, he reveals that he was teased incessantly in school because he stupidly fell face-first onto the floor one time and busted up his lip.
At least we now have some idea of what Senator Miller's mystery disability might be. He is status-post disfiguring lip-reconstruction surgery, and may additionally suffer from Slip-and-Fall Syndrome, a litigational disorder.
<i>I just have this sinking feeling that, come Tuesday, the lunatics will be running the asylum.</i> Speaking of which, <a href="http:\/\/andrewsullivan.theatlantic.com\/the_daily_dish\/2010\/10\/standing-athwart-the-gop-yelling-ugh-ii.html" target="_blank">Sullivan</a> has some stuff from Bruce Bartlett on what to expect. It isn&#039;t good, and he is a conservative.
It&#039;s kinda unfair to your Joe-Shmo traveller who has a lot of things to remember so the gun in the carry-on is easy to forget. Plus it&#039;s just a gun -- not the kind of thing you&#039;d keep in mind as you walk around. Maybe if the TSA would put up a sign or two about what&#039;s allowed.
Imagine the embarrassment if Mr. Miller had come upon a someone being assaulted or a terrorist, but did nothing because he FORGOT HE HAD A GUN. Golly but he&#039;d be red-faced. Coulda been the hero, instead ends up the punch line.
&quot;I guess we&#039;ll do a tell-all.&quot; Could any words possibly strike more fear into the heart of a campaign manager? They are required to have a defibrillator in most buildings nowadays, right?
Can we please pass a Constitutional amendment making psychological evaluations a prerequisite for federal office now?
Alt-text Belushi win.
No fucking shit. Keys, wallet, cell phone, things I can use to kill people.....there are certain items I like to keep on the mental checklist.
Well, he cut lawns, and carries a firearm, so must be one of those criminal illegal aliens from the GOP ads.
At least we now have some idea of what Senator Miller&#039;s mystery disability might be. He is status-post disfiguring lip-reconstruction surgery, and may additionally suffer from Slip-and-Fall Syndrome, a litigational disorder.
<i>I just have this sinking feeling that, come Tuesday, the lunatics will be running the asylum.</i> Speaking of which, <a href="http:\/\/andrewsullivan.theatlantic.com\/the_daily_dish\/2010\/10\/standing-athwart-the-gop-yelling-ugh-ii.html" target="_blank">Sullivan</a> has some stuff from Bruce Bartlett on what to expect. It isn&#039;t good, and he is a conservative.
It&#039;s kinda unfair to your Joe-Shmo traveller who has a lot of things to remember so the gun in the carry-on is easy to forget. Plus it&#039;s just a gun -- not the kind of thing you&#039;d keep in mind as you walk around. Maybe if the TSA would put up a sign or two about what&#039;s allowed.
Imagine the embarrassment if Mr. Miller had come upon a someone being assaulted or a terrorist, but did nothing because he FORGOT HE HAD A GUN. Golly but he&#039;d be red-faced. Coulda been the hero, instead ends up the punch line.
&quot;I guess we&#039;ll do a tell-all.&quot; Could any words possibly strike more fear into the heart of a campaign manager? They are required to have a defibrillator in most buildings nowadays, right?
Teased about his lip&#039;s scar tissue in school, huh? Ill be sure to look for a whole new &quot;It Gets Better&quot; campaign.
So, if we had socialized medicine Joe might have turned out normal?