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PsycWench's avatar

Too bad that wasn't followed up by an interview with Rick Perry. I'd love to hear how he spun it.

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Rarian Rakista's avatar

Be good neighbors, also they should never run homeowner associations. I got threatened with lawsuits every time I had a rake or snow shovel on my front porch. or left my garage door open.

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Rarian Rakista's avatar

Is worth two in the Bush.

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Rarian Rakista's avatar

Maybe his beard and Christine O'Donnell's merkin can meet and mash together like sweaty Velcro.

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Rarian Rakista's avatar

Alamo II, with Perry starring, would be a pretty cool sequel, in the first one it was a bunch of disgruntled slave owners against the free people of Mexico, what is it going to be this time?

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Rarian Rakista's avatar

If you need health insurance commit a cool crime like rape or murder, free health insurance for life.

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Rarian Rakista's avatar

At the end of those commercials, what we don't see, is all the actors are ground up and made into a semi-nutritious puppy chow.

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Spurning Beer's avatar

Lawyers. Is there anything they can't.do?

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TundraGrifter's avatar

The UniBoner - Into The Wild...

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Last night the BBC was interviewing a Texas gun dealer who was quite aware that many of his guns ended up in the hands of the Mexican drug cartel. He was asked if he had any remorse over these sales. A decisive “Nope.” was the immediate answer.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Too bad Senators are elected instead of appointed by state legislatures like in the olde days. Sarah's boyfriend would be wearing a Senate toga if it weren't for those pesky voters and the 17th Amendment. Thanks for ruining everything #17. Is it wrong to say the 17th Amendment hates America?

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