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Stephen St John's avatar

"I sent President Trump some information. The text message that came back, ‘sounds great, do you want FDA approval? Let’s do it,’ literally that quick.”

Ah yes, the kind of calm deliberation one expects from a president.

goCatgo's avatar

OT Do we still have Peace ? Well, kinda sorta, yes.

Are we still at War? Well, kinda sorta, yes.

So which is it? Yes.

I just wanna know Who's on first ? Yes.

What's on second? Of course!

But I Dunno's on third? Right again!

Sorry, gang, I digress.

So the Markets. Ah yes.

All are down a bit. But not panic selling. Yet.

The Russell is giving it a Right Rum Go and staying even.

Nobody STILL don't want no gold, down 1.23%.

But everyone and their dog (poor doggos) wants Earl, Black Gold, Texas Tea.

Up 5.6% to $87 which is actually still low for the nonsense lately.

Oh, anyone wanna buy an Iranian tanker?

The Navy will make you a good deal.

Pero, todo abajo la mesa. Si me entiendo. 😉

Es todo lo que sabe para hoy.

Manic Pixel Dream Girl's avatar

AKA: You’d have to be high to vote for T***p or his fascist, Republican enablers so let’s make sure we make that happen m’kay? Fuck Joe Rogan. His come to Jesus moment lasted about as long as T***p’s attention span.

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

You know what could be depressing? Being told you’re actually Jesus but knowing deep down, you’re not going to get into heaven, those velvet ropes will never admit you.

Bagels of Doom's avatar

The entire concept of religion is the carrot on a stick that's dangling in front of your face but you can never reach while the religious are being deluded into thinking they can one day.

Kind of like the American dream.

janodes's avatar

It's all about getting Joe back supporting him. Everything Trump does is transactional.

NH is for 🦡🍄🐍's avatar

TBF this is one of those rare, rare, RARE times that Grampa Assmouth isn’t wrong…we should be scrutinizing drug Scheduling, determining what has actual value and what truly has no medical benefit, and sponsoring research to bring new beneficial substances into controlled use.

But how it happened is obviously ridiculous.

455 Rocket Cat's avatar

For anxiety, kill all the healthcare workers who respond to the bombs on civilians! It really works! — Dr. Genocide

PDP's avatar

If I recall correctly, and I do, ibogaine plays a key part in Hunter S Thompson's Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas, along with its many interesting side effects. I hadn't taken Joe Rogan for a literary man, so I presume he has personal experience of ibogaine. I think Joe Rogan is the "oaf's oaf." That America has taken him to its heart must mean something. I'm not sure it's a good something, however.

Mavenmaven's avatar

So will Joe Rogan become the next Secretary of Health, or of the FBI?

goCatgo's avatar

Da new Meenaster da Propaganda. Sagging polls. Need new blood. Literally.

No, really.

The Blessed Reverend's avatar

Secretary of Prophesy

Shawn's avatar

He signed an executive order on psychedelics on bicycle day? Somebody had to know.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bicycle_Day_(psychedelic_holiday)

goCatgo's avatar

Cool! Groovey! Far Out! ........Or not.

R. Riddle's avatar

I visit Wonkette for the dick jokes and learn stuff as a bonus!

Jennifer A's avatar

I think two things can be true: how this happened is ridiculous and a sign of how fucked our health services are...and it is a great thing we are studying ibogaine and other psychedelics. Having watched In Waves and War and read Michael Pollan's How to Change Your Mind, I am really excited to think we may be looking seriously into treatments that can help brain healing and function, and elevate the discourse among many who still believe overcoming addiction (and other forms of brain disorder) is a function of will.

Teen Laqueefa's avatar

I was raised by very conservative parents and an LSD trip at 17 changed me in a positive way, I learned most of the things I was taught were BS and lies.

Teen Laqueefa's avatar

OT

a-nimo.bsky.social

‪@a-nimo.bsky.social

The United States ranks as the fifth most dangerous place in the world. Russia is ranked 7th.

https://bsky.app/profile/a-nimo.bsky.social/post/3mjwcscizgc2n

Vic's avatar

Thanks, Republicans.

kckitty's avatar

How short is Joe? And Kash Patel???

Rhand Holm's avatar

Suppose for a moment that The Felon used ibogaine and it actually worked. He's suddenly no longer depressed or anxious. Would he be a normally functioning human? Would he feel regret for a lifetime of being an asshole? Or, would removing depression and anxiety eliminate what little is preventing him from going full on psychopath?

RocktonSam's avatar

It's best he leaves that crayon up his nose.

Hooker P Tape skipping dipshit's avatar

Howard Stern changed dramatically, why not Trump?

Eureka's avatar

F that guy.

Growing up as a young woman in the culture milieu that people like Howard Stern were actively toxifying did harm that he cannot undo, even if he tries to re-brand late in life.

Aquaman, Real Estate Investor.'s avatar

A couple of decades and FTD?

LunaMoonstone's avatar

Two thoughts on this:

1.As someone who experiences altered mental states(through hypnosis, not psychedelics) for relaxation and recreation, these assholes need to stay out of this and let me have SOMETHING to myself.

2. For fucks sake; if these are the choices they’re making while they’re supposedly lucid, what the hell are they gonna do under the influence?!

…Fuck it; third thing.

3. HE’S stressed?! How the hell does he think the rest of us feel?’