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Padraic Smithies's avatar

Certainly the hero MAGA deserves... since reading isn't a thing they're inclined to even try, I can envision a major work of Trump fan fiction -a slender novel rather than Ayn Rand's cumbersome doorstops, containing mostly illustrations with minimal text in convenient bullet points- entitled "Rogan Shrugged."

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David Hendrickson's avatar

If Spotify pays Joe Rogan to be an idiot (in other breaking news, water is wet), then they are grossly underpaying him. He should go on strike. Hahaha.

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Secret Agent Super Dragon's avatar

“Biden said this crazy thing, he should be locked up”

“Actually, Trump said that”

“It wasn’t that bad, really”

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Shitwits. Can I borrow that? Just for a moment. I promise I'll give it right back.

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Johnny Appleseed's avatar

"The Trump years have been a boon for meatheads".

Mike Stivic sternly objects. But truer words have never been written. Big Time Meatheads.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Don't forget Meatballs. Good for them also, too.

I bet you actually forgot about Meatball and his big peener toilet.

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Johnny Appleseed's avatar

The one with more documents in it than the Library of Congress? Ya.

Meatballs was pretty funny. I think it's where Harold Ramis cut his teeth as a writer, before Stripes and Ghostbusters.

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Nemo's avatar

I thought Meatballs was Ronnie DeSatan. So many meatballs in this world.

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Jus_Wonderin's avatar

Joe Rogan. Sounds like a groin rash.

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AnglRdr's avatar

Goddamnit. Now I want a pudding pop.

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Chino Cherokee's avatar

Joe Rogan? From 'The Man Show?'

*THAT* Joe Rogan?

Still alive, I guess????

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Sonja Letourneau's avatar

The 'Man Show' was Jummy Kimmel and Adam Corolla. Not Rogan. Rogan made a game show of daring people to eat roaches and horse uterus.

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Chino Cherokee's avatar

AH! You are correct.

Thanks!

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Sko Hayes's avatar

Oh no, he was on The Man Show? That explains SO MUCH.

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Always Be Ithacating's avatar

"Imagine if these two shitwits had “looked into it” before they started taping! But sure, blame “the media” because you couldn’t take five seconds to tell an intern to look up a fucking video clip that’s probably all over YouTube.""

Note-perfect summary of nearly every Rogan episode and nearly every Rogan segment.

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Ryan Denniston's avatar

"being one Jell-o pudding pop away from a permanent seat in the day room of the nursing home"

Even at 81, Biden is 10 steps ahead of Ron DeSantis when it comes to basic competency. Use a stick Ron! Not your fingers!

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Revenant's avatar

chimps are smart enough to put a stick down an anthill to collect their yummy ants. there is something WRONG with that boy.

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letinstar's avatar

Why and how is Rogan popular? He’s an effing dickhead…

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Actually, the dickhead demographic doesn't have money to spend, but they spend it anyway.

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

Apparently. They *are* the buyers of coal rollin' poser F-150s and AR-15s.

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Pisto75666's avatar

"NICKAL: Yeah he did, but I feel like you can tell that it, like, sounds a little different, he’s like, you could tell he messed up his words but, yeah, I don’t know …That’s the thing about media these days. You gotta look into it."

Look into the words that Orange Foolius actually said? Oh wow. Yeah, you might want to look into working in something that doesn't involve getting your brain scrambled every day. You can't afford to lose another brain cell.

"Imagine if these two shitwits had “looked into it” before they started taping! But sure, blame “the media” because you couldn’t take five seconds to tell an intern to look up a fucking video clip that’s probably all over YouTube."

If Rogaine's anything like Foolius, he doesn't pay HIS workers either.

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Brianna Amore's avatar

Joe Rogaine is the number one reason I refuse to pay for Spotify.

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Satanic Pancake's avatar

Looking at that head, Rogan obviously does not work.

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Dave's Not Here's avatar

Rogan claims the media is gaslighting you. Rogan, a member of the media, then gaslights his audience. So he is right, just not in the way he imagines he is. Also, he is a USDA Prime douchebag.

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Satanic Pancake's avatar

That’s more slaughterhouse floor leavings than a prime cut.

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Prostate of Dorian Gray's avatar

When do you think Joe Rogan last read a book?

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Snarkrates's avatar

A book? Hell, his finger gets tired trying to read his girlfriend's tramp stamp.

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Prostate of Dorian Gray's avatar

Okay, but in his defense, "The New Colossus" is a weird choice for a lower back tattoo and the font is really tiny.

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Satanic Pancake's avatar

How are we defining book?

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Pisto75666's avatar

Does the label on his bottle of steroids count?

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Gary Seven in Space's avatar

Is this a trick question??

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