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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

It's an entirely new paradigm in jurisprudence - if <em>you</em> could never do what <em>someone else</em> did, then clearly they must be completely innocent. Q.E.D. open the cell doors now!

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bobbert's avatar

I read that as being some unnamed live guy. Still stupid, though.

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Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

Lizzietish81?

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Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

My sister-in-law, when she was 17 years old, at the funeral of her friend's father.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

O/T Is it just me, or is anyone else having Intense Debate issues, so that any replies go at the <i>end of the thread</i> instead of attached to the comment that you were commenting on? (if Wonket allowed them)

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Whew, for a second there, I thought you were going to say "GO," instead of "out."

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Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

Man. Usually you have to watch Faux and Friends to reach this level of stupid.

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Ikimizi's avatar

I've stopped thinking that, ever.

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malsperanza's avatar

Meh, I'm not too sad. If it was Inouye playing grabass it was undoubtedly a half-assed effort.

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FeloniousMonk's avatar

Nah, me too. I have a sneaking suspicion it was written to be read that way.

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