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By tradition and royal decree when the monarch dies a secret conclave is assembled consisting of a cricketer, the Archbishop of Stebney, the third-oldest surviving descendant of Walter Raleigh, and two guys named Roland. This group composes and places an ad in London Craigslist and the seventeenth person to respond becomes Quing (the new neutral monarchic designation).

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That would explain some of the odder events in history.

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I have so few fucks to give about this asshole that I can only describe it using imaginary numbers.

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Gosh, if he were 'Murican, he could be King and get social security.

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Are his ratings good enough for MSNBC to justify keeping him on?

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Love the last one.

Nothing comes before profits. We're living in an economy, not a society.

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So, he wanted to eliminate or privatize the department responsible for our nuclear arsenal?

What is he? Crazy or stupid?

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Oh hell. Give his slot to Joy Reid and rehire Olbermann for Joy's slot. Easy peazy.

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I want her hat.

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Yes, that's exactly what he is, except he doesn't travel and doesn't sell vacuum cleaners. If he didn't release carbon dioxide into the atmosphere to aid in plant respiration, he would be completely worthless.

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A big dirty hoe? https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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Hey Joe was that " moloko plus "?

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Irrational numbers?

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Except for AM Joy with Joy Reid on weekends.

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I've checked these out in stores - they're just cheap pillows stuffed with shredded latex - period.

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Mika recently dumped her husband for Joe after carrying on with him for a long long time. Mika is Zbigniew Brzezinski's daughter - he was a counselor to LBJ and political operative who I guess gives her some sort of progressive cred although that is highly arguable.

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