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Seek's avatar

That's why I read and donate to Wonkette. I let them watch so that I don't have to - Especially poor Michael Mora and these Sunday gibber Fests

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Yeah, "almost" is kinda taking a heavy load right there. 'Tis a mystery indeed.

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Lone Ranger cosplay, don't ask

fancycwabs's avatar

So Trump posted on Saturday March 18 that he was going to be arrested on Tuesday, March 21, based on an alleged leak that happened on Monday, March 20? Makes sense, makes sense.

Mark Linimon's avatar

Objection: would require forethought. Facts not in evidence etc.

Blue Man's avatar

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Wookie Monster's avatar

And don’t forget to send him money!

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Does anybody doubt that Donnie took a tax deduction for the "business expense" of reimbursing Cohen for the $130,000 paid to Daniels?

Uh, Clem's avatar

When you get rinsed by Chuck Todd you know you're a bad lawyer.

Wookie Monster's avatar

I don’t want to get into Italian stereotypes, but if you were casting somebody for the role of “Goomba lawyer,” this is who you’d pick.

Gregg Evans's avatar

It's another case of unlocked side doors.

When is America going to do something about all the side doors!

AnotherSarah's avatar

You could see the sweat breaking out right when Todd mentioned opening the door. Tapioca got real shiny, real quick.

Hamilton Ω, Simba, Li'l Feller's avatar

The side doors are an issue. However, this just looks like pointing at anything else as being the problem and avoiding dealing with the problem itself.

Gregg Evans's avatar

I was posint that comment because on Fox News, they had someone on who made the point that it was the fault of an unlocked side door, without mentioning guns at all. To hear the story you would be forgiven for thinking they 6 people died when they fell down the stairs on the other side of an unlocked door.

TundraGrifter's avatar

If Chump Disorganization funds are "personal," why wasn't he charged for the 15-year tax fraud by the Chump Disorganization? The one it paid a $1.7 Million dollar fine for. The one Allen Weaselberg is serving time at Riker's for right this very minute.And how do you make a "hush money" payment to hush up something that never happened?