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That's why I read and donate to Wonkette. I let them watch so that I don't have to - Especially poor Michael Mora and these Sunday gibber Fests

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Yeah, "almost" is kinda taking a heavy load right there. 'Tis a mystery indeed.

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Lone Ranger cosplay, don't ask

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So Trump posted on Saturday March 18 that he was going to be arrested on Tuesday, March 21, based on an alleged leak that happened on Monday, March 20? Makes sense, makes sense.

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Objection: would require forethought. Facts not in evidence etc.

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And don’t forget to send him money!

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Does anybody doubt that Donnie took a tax deduction for the "business expense" of reimbursing Cohen for the $130,000 paid to Daniels?

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When you get rinsed by Chuck Todd you know you're a bad lawyer.

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I don’t want to get into Italian stereotypes, but if you were casting somebody for the role of β€œGoomba lawyer,” this is who you’d pick.

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Squirrel!

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It's another case of unlocked side doors.

When is America going to do something about all the side doors!

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You could see the sweat breaking out right when Todd mentioned opening the door. Tapioca got real shiny, real quick.

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The side doors are an issue. However, this just looks like pointing at anything else as being the problem and avoiding dealing with the problem itself.

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I was posint that comment because on Fox News, they had someone on who made the point that it was the fault of an unlocked side door, without mentioning guns at all. To hear the story you would be forgiven for thinking they 6 people died when they fell down the stairs on the other side of an unlocked door.

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If Chump Disorganization funds are "personal," why wasn't he charged for the 15-year tax fraud by the Chump Disorganization? The one it paid a $1.7 Million dollar fine for. The one Allen Weaselberg is serving time at Riker's for right this very minute.And how do you make a "hush money" payment to hush up something that never happened?

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