Of all the dimwitted leaking anal polyps rushing to write nine million words this weekend about Friday night’s terrible murder spree, of all the jabbering imbeciles determined to scream that “Guns don’t kill people!” and “Should we ban knives too, libtard?” and “My freedoms, you shall not take them!”, you know what washed-up cultural figure we most anxiously hoped would weigh in? No, not Sarah, Snow Queen of the Tundra. Obviously we were waiting to hear from Samuel Wurzelbacher, aka Joe the Not-Plumber, who took to his website to hunt and peck the letters he needed for words to compose this
Its about time that someone holds Joe upside down and dump some draino down his nose pipe and unclog that fucking head, seems a hair ball has stopped that son of a bitch clear up
<i>It is by the goodness of God that in our country we have those three unspeakably precious things: freedom of speech, freedom of conscience, and the prudence never to practice either of them.</i>
Why did Mark Twain hate Second Amendment remedies?
That quote is, unfortunately, accepted as fact in Wayne&#039;s world.
The good guys with their guns were not able to rappel down from their Bulletcopter and save the day, like they always normally do. Sorry about that!
We&#039;ll get you next time, for reals, bad guys!
Why can&#039;t some gun-diddlers be just a tad more literal when shooting their mouths off?
Its about time that someone holds Joe upside down and dump some draino down his nose pipe and unclog that fucking head, seems a hair ball has stopped that son of a bitch clear up
right as always.
and tragic.
thanks goon.
Total Class.
In the middle of his Open Letter is a link:
Enter to win the Family Gun Package Giveaway.
<i>It is by the goodness of God that in our country we have those three unspeakably precious things: freedom of speech, freedom of conscience, and the prudence never to practice either of them.</i>
Why did Mark Twain hate Second Amendment remedies?
Someone put Joe&#039;s drainplug back in, please.