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PubOption's avatar

That quote is, unfortunately, accepted as fact in Wayne's world.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

The good guys with their guns were not able to rappel down from their Bulletcopter and save the day, like they always normally do. Sorry about that!

We'll get you next time, for reals, bad guys!

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Why can't some gun-diddlers be just a tad more literal when shooting their mouths off?

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Capt.Jim's avatar

Its about time that someone holds Joe upside down and dump some draino down his nose pipe and unclog that fucking head, seems a hair ball has stopped that son of a bitch clear up

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fuflans's avatar

right as always.

and tragic.

thanks goon.

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schmannity's avatar

Total Class.

In the middle of his Open Letter is a link:

Enter to win the Family Gun Package Giveaway.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

<i>It is by the goodness of God that in our country we have those three unspeakably precious things: freedom of speech, freedom of conscience, and the prudence never to practice either of them.</i>

Why did Mark Twain hate Second Amendment remedies?

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Someone put Joe's drainplug back in, please.

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