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fuflans's avatar

you sure?

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fuflans's avatar

and another reason jon mccain will never ever ever work off his karma.

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fuflans's avatar

also, i fucking hate chartreuse.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

That would take all the fun out of pissing on him.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

And don't forget your concealed carry permit. The Secret Service guys will ask for it. Or maybe they'll just find it in your pocket when it's over.

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SullivanSt's avatar

Wingnut welfare never runs out.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

<i>"I stopped by your house the other day ...."</i>

Obama not home, eh? One of the "other days" he may mean is the day the President of the United States was in Afghanistan. Playing golf or fund raising with the troops is what Wurzelbacher suspects. Typical Un-American behavior. Wurzelbacher undermining the Command-in-Chief while we're at war, I mean.

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WishingIWereThere's avatar

I'm thinkin that the expiration date stamped on his not-a-plumber's butt preceded his delivery.

Just sayin.

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chascates's avatar

I thought Ann Coulter was the male version of Sarah Palin?

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TundraGrifter's avatar

If Joe T. Plumber (who isn't named "Joe" and isn't a plumber, of course) wants to visit the White House, he should go see his Representative and get a tour ticket. Just like everybody else.

The days of just anyone getting into the White House are gone now, "Joe." George Bush (43) is no longer the President. Who does this guy think he is, Jeff Gannon?

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PubOption's avatar

Did he visit the Watergate building? I seem to remember that there were some famous plumbers working there, many years ago.

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chascates's avatar

The President was busy on the phone with Bristol Palin.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"i'm Joe, and I approved this message."

You loitered around, didn't get in (forgot to reserve a spot, didn't you?), and then went home. The only "message" here is that you're not very good at much of anything.

(The International Brotherhood of Plumbers and Pipefitters should sue this meathead for libel.)

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