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102415's avatar

Joe Walsh, worse than Dick Cheney.

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I think he'd be more enthusiastic about the Dimbulb Freedom of Choice Act.

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I'm partial to Santa and his hobo friend, talking to the angel in church.

Hang that one up, and challenge your friends to find the symbolism in it. (My reading: Santa is out of hobo beans, and the Angel of Legumes has come to answer their prayers.)

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I thought of that right after I submitted...

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"I have always been very libertarian and very limited government."

Except where women's rights to their own bodies are concerned ... then it's all government, all the time.

With apologies to all bags used for actual douching, WHAT A DOUCHEBAG.

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To be fair, Bush and Cheney took care of their kids.

fuflans's avatar

nine years. here's a particularly (and deliberately) damning quote from one of the local pieces on him:

an e-mail from Laura Walsh: “For almost 2½ years now I have been very patient about money you owe me for your share of the children’s expenses because I thought you were not working. Even last summer when I was out of work for a few months, I scraped to pay for medical and education-related expenses on my own."

what an ass.

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this is just fantastic. i need to buy this.

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world trade center jesus wasn't so helpful was he*?

* with apologies to ken layne.