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chascates's avatar

You're not a true member of the religious right until you make a highly pubicized trip to Israel. To reaffirm your belief in the right of Israel to exist until that Jewish carpenter makes him return.

When people write prayers on a piece of paper and stick it in the Wailing Wall do the maintenance people collect them at night and read them?

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Bacon Flavored Matzoh is the official food of the X-wingers. They like Israel because it means Jesus is coming back to disintegrate the Jews.

Chris Grrr's avatar

<a href="http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0317640\/" target="_blank">The Hebrew Hammer</a> ?

BarackMyWorld's avatar

"Yo, shut the fuck up! Homie's tryin' to tell some jokes!" -Kanye West as told by Aziz Ansari