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The sort of thing I usually set on fire on the spot in my young punkhood.

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He's the prototypical New Fascist.

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Of course, I can't draw to save my lifeIt's not like that stopped the original.

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I'm not nearly drunk enough to completely understand their "reasoning", but I think it goes something like: Jesus will save me because He knows I have faith in Him. If I wore a mask or got vaccinated, that would show Him that I didn't have faith, and He would let me die.

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That's because of what the soil is fertilized with.

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If I had any creative talent, it would be fun to take a shot at updating the lyrics.https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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I checked out their site. They are Christian and conservative, but it's a pretty rational sort of conservative. Their list of articles is mostly solid and helpful. They do not sound like trumpsters or John Birchers.

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Sadly, except for people's names and the relatively mild language, it doesn't need a whole lot of updating.

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The New World Order must be getting a little old by now.

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To my knowledge there's just one man that's really and trulyan Ameri-canThat's George Lincoln Rockwell!I know for a fact he hates Commies, 'Coz he picketed the movie Exodus!

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You just know they'll give him the hyper- expensive wingnut therapy of choice, monoclonal antibodies.

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As if we could ever agree on anything.

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Oh, I love it!

It's far too clever by half, for them. Great idea, though... I'd like to meet that Erika, though.

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Lol. But the "art" would be just as bad!

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Every now and then!

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Thank you - it's very difficult (but not impossible) to effectively parody Chick - the complete lack of subtlety in the originals makes them almost seem like a parody of fundamentalism to begin with

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