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Clark_Nova's avatar

The sort of thing I usually set on fire on the spot in my young punkhood.

Clark_Nova's avatar

He's the prototypical New Fascist.

James Yakura-2's avatar

Of course, I can't draw to save my lifeIt's not like that stopped the original.

James Yakura-2's avatar

I'm not nearly drunk enough to completely understand their "reasoning", but I think it goes something like: Jesus will save me because He knows I have faith in Him. If I wore a mask or got vaccinated, that would show Him that I didn't have faith, and He would let me die.

Maybe's avatar

That's because of what the soil is fertilized with.

JParkerSD46's avatar

If I had any creative talent, it would be fun to take a shot at updating the lyrics.https://www.youtube.com/wat...

Maybe's avatar

I checked out their site. They are Christian and conservative, but it's a pretty rational sort of conservative. Their list of articles is mostly solid and helpful. They do not sound like trumpsters or John Birchers.

Maybe's avatar

Sadly, except for people's names and the relatively mild language, it doesn't need a whole lot of updating.

Maybe's avatar

The New World Order must be getting a little old by now.

DrCasbahJazz's avatar

To my knowledge there's just one man that's really and trulyan Ameri-canThat's George Lincoln Rockwell!I know for a fact he hates Commies, 'Coz he picketed the movie Exodus!

Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

You just know they'll give him the hyper- expensive wingnut therapy of choice, monoclonal antibodies.

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As if we could ever agree on anything.

Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

Oh, I love it!

It's far too clever by half, for them. Great idea, though... I'd like to meet that Erika, though.

Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

Lol. But the "art" would be just as bad!

Princess Erika the Radiant's avatar

Thank you - it's very difficult (but not impossible) to effectively parody Chick - the complete lack of subtlety in the originals makes them almost seem like a parody of fundamentalism to begin with