What is America's favorite alcoholic, chain-smokin' orange mutant mumbling about this time? New spending cuts every week, forever! That is his Pledge to America. Also: "Gitmo stays open until the ocean eventually gobbles up Cuba." When this happens it will be
He's a brave man. Because to balance the budget (assuming that's the point), he'll need to cut $27,000,000,000 each week. At that rate, the entire Defense Department will be gone in six months. All of Social Security in another six.
Wanna take military, retirement &amp; debt expense off the table? (That&#039;s the normal formulation for Repubicans.) Then <strong>all other federal spending must be cut to zero</strong>. WOW, I did that in 5 minutes! It was gonna take Boehner a year to figure it out.
Oh Boehner! Why don&rsquo;t you get a spending cuts dartboard? Put on your blind fold (like you need one) and toss the dart at a board covered with all those unnecessary government projects you keep whining about. Whatever you hit gets the axe! Fun! Make the bulls eye social security. No peeking.
He&#039;s a brave man. Because to balance the budget (assuming that&#039;s the point), he&#039;ll need to cut $27,000,000,000 each week. At that rate, the entire Defense Department will be gone in six months. All of Social Security in another six.
Wanna take military, retirement &amp; debt expense off the table? (That&#039;s the normal formulation for Repubicans.) Then <strong>all other federal spending must be cut to zero</strong>. WOW, I did that in 5 minutes! It was gonna take Boehner a year to figure it out.
Sign me up. I&#039;m not very tall so it will pretty much a straight shot for me.
Oh Boehner! Why don&rsquo;t you get a spending cuts dartboard? Put on your blind fold (like you need one) and toss the dart at a board covered with all those unnecessary government projects you keep whining about. Whatever you hit gets the axe! Fun! Make the bulls eye social security. No peeking.