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Woke Mind Superspreader's avatar

He wants to make sure we know they are a credible threat to the nation.

chicken thief's avatar

I don't take Boner seriously unless he cries. Ok, maybe not even then. Alright, alright... not even then. We'll know what the House will do when the real leader, Ted Cruz, makes a schmarmy appearance on the teeveez.

Woke Mind Superspreader's avatar

I think I got it but just in case, can we repeat this whole thing again I wasn't paying attention.

pooracademic's avatar

The party that's serious about national security strikes again.

wingnutsnightmare's avatar

Herp, the borders must be protected! Derp, don't pay the people protecting it! AYN RAND'S CORPSE DEMANDS AND WE MUST OBEY!

Vecchiojohn's avatar

Best call since the Seahawks decided to pass.

asisherwonk-lainey's avatar

Why does is have to be the TSA? Why can't it be the NSA?

ThatDale's avatar

I noticed that too— I've begun looking forward each post to seeing which keywords Needful Things snags and how it interprets them for our needs.

Mormos's avatar

those Republicans sure are good at governing.

ThatDale's avatar

Objection: again, facts not in evidence!

It's Just Toomush's avatar

Since his Teapartiers want to drown government in a bathtub, why can't they just get together and make a rule that he has to wear a clown suit?- I'd really like to see him in a clown suit....

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

For his next news conference, Boehner will up his game by doing a Mick Jagger-style tongue waggle.

ryp's avatar

Does Boehner look white and gold or blue and black to you?

Samantha Patterson's avatar

No Homeland Security? Good riddance! Don't let the door hit you on the way out!

House0fTheBlueLights's avatar

This is the part where the terrorists have won, right?