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Woke Mind Superspreader's avatar

He wants to make sure we know they are a credible threat to the nation.

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chicken thief's avatar

I don't take Boner seriously unless he cries. Ok, maybe not even then. Alright, alright... not even then. We'll know what the House will do when the real leader, Ted Cruz, makes a schmarmy appearance on the teeveez.

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Woke Mind Superspreader's avatar

I think I got it but just in case, can we repeat this whole thing again I wasn't paying attention.

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pooracademic's avatar

The party that's serious about national security strikes again.

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wingnutsnightmare's avatar

Herp, the borders must be protected! Derp, don't pay the people protecting it! AYN RAND'S CORPSE DEMANDS AND WE MUST OBEY!

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Vecchiojohn's avatar

Best call since the Seahawks decided to pass.

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asisherwonk-lainey's avatar

Why does is have to be the TSA? Why can't it be the NSA?

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ThatDale's avatar

I noticed that too— I've begun looking forward each post to seeing which keywords Needful Things snags and how it interprets them for our needs.

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Mormos's avatar

those Republicans sure are good at governing.

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ThatDale's avatar

Objection: again, facts not in evidence!

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It's Just Toomush's avatar

Since his Teapartiers want to drown government in a bathtub, why can't they just get together and make a rule that he has to wear a clown suit?- I'd really like to see him in a clown suit....

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

For his next news conference, Boehner will up his game by doing a Mick Jagger-style tongue waggle.

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ryp's avatar

Does Boehner look white and gold or blue and black to you?

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Samantha Patterson's avatar

No Homeland Security? Good riddance! Don't let the door hit you on the way out!

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House0fTheBlueLights's avatar

This is the part where the terrorists have won, right?

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