We’re a little worried about John Boehner. He looks in that video like he had the shakes. Probably his aides had to have a flask of bourbon ready the second he left the podium. Boehner was slurring his way through a press conference about the current Department of Homeland Security funding fight, during which he suggested the press ask the Senate Democrats “when they’re going to get off their ass and do something, other than to vote ‘No.’” (Listen carefully and you can hear the assembled reporters cracking up at that one.)
lucky you- I gotta cough up the bucks every five years. Then again, I don't have to work for the DoD, so I guess it's kind of a wash...
Wait a second! <b>DHL won&#039;t be working?</b> How my gonna sendMr. Bonehead that flaming pile of poo I had in mind for his doorstep?
Dear Republicans, kindly FOAD. Welcome to the dysfunctional government you spent the last six years creating. Remember all those routine judicial appointments you filibustered? Remember all those routine cabinet positions you filibustered? Remember all the mundane legislation that faced a record number of secret holds and filibusters that far eclipsed the previous record?
Welcome to a taste of your own medicine, assholes. At least the Dems have an actual reason for their filbuster, unlike you clowns who often did it just to be contrarian and petulant
I remember a story about Canadian politician (and legendary drinker) John A. Macdonald, claiming that he had two aides bringing him alcohol during a debate, each of the aides thinking that the other was bringing water.
Gotta love GOP logic, when the Democrat controlled Senate had legislation stall it was Senate majority leader Harry Reid&#039;s fault. Now that the Senate is controlled by the GOP and Mitch the Turtle is majority leader, it&#039;s still Harry Reid&#039;s fault when legislation stalls. Because to the party of personal responsibility, nothing is EVER their fault
Mitch waited so long to be in charge and now that he is he&rsquo;s sitting in a big steaming pile of senate kaka. *joy*
lucky you- I gotta cough up the bucks every five years. Then again, I don&#039;t have to work for the DoD, so I guess it&#039;s kind of a wash...
Wait a second! <b>DHL won&#039;t be working?</b> How my gonna sendMr. Bonehead that flaming pile of poo I had in mind for his doorstep?
Dear Republicans, kindly FOAD. Welcome to the dysfunctional government you spent the last six years creating. Remember all those routine judicial appointments you filibustered? Remember all those routine cabinet positions you filibustered? Remember all the mundane legislation that faced a record number of secret holds and filibusters that far eclipsed the previous record?
Welcome to a taste of your own medicine, assholes. At least the Dems have an actual reason for their filbuster, unlike you clowns who often did it just to be contrarian and petulant
Wait....whut?
Dear Orange man, how do like them apples?
The word you&#039;re looking for, Congressman, is &quot;oops&quot;.
get TSA pre- it&#039;s well worth the $90
I remember a story about Canadian politician (and legendary drinker) John A. Macdonald, claiming that he had two aides bringing him alcohol during a debate, each of the aides thinking that the other was bringing water.
200p or GTFO!
Gotta love GOP logic, when the Democrat controlled Senate had legislation stall it was Senate majority leader Harry Reid&#039;s fault. Now that the Senate is controlled by the GOP and Mitch the Turtle is majority leader, it&#039;s still Harry Reid&#039;s fault when legislation stalls. Because to the party of personal responsibility, nothing is EVER their fault