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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Mitch waited so long to be in charge and now that he is he’s sitting in a big steaming pile of senate kaka. *joy*

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

lucky you- I gotta cough up the bucks every five years. Then again, I don't have to work for the DoD, so I guess it's kind of a wash...

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Wait a second! <b>DHL won't be working?</b> How my gonna sendMr. Bonehead that flaming pile of poo I had in mind for his doorstep?

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Dear Republicans, kindly FOAD. Welcome to the dysfunctional government you spent the last six years creating. Remember all those routine judicial appointments you filibustered? Remember all those routine cabinet positions you filibustered? Remember all the mundane legislation that faced a record number of secret holds and filibusters that far eclipsed the previous record?

Welcome to a taste of your own medicine, assholes. At least the Dems have an actual reason for their filbuster, unlike you clowns who often did it just to be contrarian and petulant

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

Wait....whut?

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Dear Orange man, how do like them apples?

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

The word you're looking for, Congressman, is "oops".

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

get TSA pre- it's well worth the $90

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PubOption's avatar

I remember a story about Canadian politician (and legendary drinker) John A. Macdonald, claiming that he had two aides bringing him alcohol during a debate, each of the aides thinking that the other was bringing water.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

200p or GTFO!

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Gotta love GOP logic, when the Democrat controlled Senate had legislation stall it was Senate majority leader Harry Reid's fault. Now that the Senate is controlled by the GOP and Mitch the Turtle is majority leader, it's still Harry Reid's fault when legislation stalls. Because to the party of personal responsibility, nothing is EVER their fault

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