Here is your Speaker of the House John Boehner charming Jay Leno to pieces Thursday. The biggest news is that he is very definitely naturally that shade of orange, he says, and he also acknowledges that his name kindasorta sounds like Boner. And being House Speaker is a bit like working in his dad's bar:
Once again, you buried the lede. Boehner cuts his own grass. That means he's probably actually been back to Ohio to visit the Missus. Ouch, the sacrifices one must make!
He has invented a new color....Bladder Infection Orange...
I hope he wasn't on for four hours or longer.
That's an awfully pink tie he's wearing. Just saying.
He also has shitty taste in clothes. Needs a Princess Sparkle Pony treatment.
Once again, you buried the lede. Boehner cuts his own grass. That means he's probably actually been back to Ohio to visit the Missus. Ouch, the sacrifices one must make!
John Boehner: show us yer liver
<facepalm>Why didn't I think of that?
He's either color blind or buys his clothes at the golf club pro shop.
Go home, Mr. Speaker, you're drunk.
I hear that last time the vote was neck-and-neck.