Here is your Speaker of the House John Boehner charming Jay Leno to pieces Thursday.
He has invented a new color....Bladder Infection Orange...
I hope he wasn't on for four hours or longer.
That's an awfully pink tie he's wearing. Just saying.
He also has shitty taste in clothes. Needs a Princess Sparkle Pony treatment.
Once again, you buried the lede. Boehner cuts his own grass. That means he's probably actually been back to Ohio to visit the Missus. Ouch, the sacrifices one must make!
John Boehner: show us yer liver
<facepalm>Why didn't I think of that?
He's either color blind or buys his clothes at the golf club pro shop.
Go home, Mr. Speaker, you're drunk.
I hear that last time the vote was neck-and-neck.
He has invented a new color....Bladder Infection Orange...
I hope he wasn't on for four hours or longer.
That's an awfully pink tie he's wearing. Just saying.
He also has shitty taste in clothes. Needs a Princess Sparkle Pony treatment.
Once again, you buried the lede. Boehner cuts his own grass. That means he's probably actually been back to Ohio to visit the Missus. Ouch, the sacrifices one must make!
John Boehner: show us yer liver
<facepalm>Why didn't I think of that?
He's either color blind or buys his clothes at the golf club pro shop.
Go home, Mr. Speaker, you're drunk.
I hear that last time the vote was neck-and-neck.