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Ohio still has trees. (The 99% haven't cut them all down for firewood and bark soup -- yet.)

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bobbert's avatar

That's our shortstop!!

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Vienna Woods's avatar

I'm Twilight Sparkle! Which means absolutely nothing to me.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

"Why not"

Exactly! Or if you need a reason, mister Ben Franklin cosplay freak: Because the trickle-down bullshit we've tried for the last three decades has gotten us exactly nowhere.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

I like it the second time even better!

Here's another way to put it. The wealthy have gotten even wealthier, remarkably so, during this same period of all the bad shit you cite as a failure of Obama.

Raise taxes? Hell yeah, those people can actually afford it, and so far their tax breaks have not been creating anywhere near the number of jobs that are required to cover the cost of their tax breaks. Whatcha got under that tricorner hat, anyway? Teabags??

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

One thing I will say for the trolls of the dinosaur party -- they always come up with really awesome non sequiturs to attach some bullshit link to!

Obamaphone! <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watc..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTaupbVlRCI">http://www.youtube.com/watc...

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Why would the NK want to attack.Boehner? They both share a common goal, destroying America....

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FeloniousMonk's avatar

Damn you for posting that link. I'm supposed to be most like Fluttershy, which according to the full analysis means I'm scared of my own shadow and wouldn't say boo to a goose. Well, fuck that for a game of soldiers; I'm sure there's a personality test at Guns and Ammo that will restore my self-image.

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FeloniousMonk's avatar

"According to Simplicius, Diogenes the Cynic said nothing upon hearing Zeno's arguments, but stood up and walked" Maybe Obama will imitate Diogenes.

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PubOption's avatar

Applejack is also a variety of booze.

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