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...wants every baby born so they can let it go hungry.

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"Shut it down! Who said that?"

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<i>we're ready to be responsible</i>?

Now that's just crazy talk!

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This is actually a revelation, as I thought that all Republicans were mean.

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The average Republican is mean, because in Republican Math (TM Megyn Kelly) they are the same thing.

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"Dick," "asshole," whatever. But I would like to know the name of the anonymous shit-eating scumsucking slimeball conscienceless soulless raving evil flatulent pustule who actually proposed and inserted the language to cut the pensions of combat veterans.

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Don't feel guilty. He's a fucking asshole. He's just not as delusional as the teabaggers.

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You mentioned Herman Kahn, and I have to borrow from tessie: "Christ, what an asshole".

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I'd be happier about this if I thought the US electorate had anything resembling long-term memory.

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Too bad that Ryan had to be the head cheese around the dick and vote against his own proposal

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Voting to fund their own appropriations. It's so crazy it just might work.

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A Boehner that is not a dick. That's not how my health teacher explained it.

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It's all fine and dandy what Boehner thinks, but what does Speaker of the House Ted Cruz say?

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The 'no payment until 2014' idea sounded pretty good when they bought those F-22s.

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IMPEACH SOMEBODY!!!!

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Nice to see he's going to at least <i>pretend</i> to earn some of his pay for a change.

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