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<i>what’s to keep the riff-raff away from swanky Florida vacation homes? </i>

I've heard that George Zimmerman is available for private gigs.

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At least make it a 'clean' kill.

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Given that Americans have the mathematical skills of raccoons it will be repeated as a '3/2 likelihood that a minimum wage increase will decrease employment by 10 million'.

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Nah mang, there's lots of people with liver failure and fake tans down there. Maybe there are alligators that like gin marinated Congresscritters.

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"John, your offer is acceptable".

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There goes Emo Boehner again. Just crying for attention.

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If you raise wages at McDonalds, the Big Macs start making themselves when franchisees hire fewer workers. Why didn't they think of this before?

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'Catin'

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Boehner's Bar must have been a pretty depressing place, smelling of tears, bourbon, vomit and stale beer amid faded Dewey and Ike posters.

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Boehner better not speak too loudly about that study. You know how Tea Party types feel about edjumication.

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Are we allowed to ideate about him going batshit crazy?

Oh, wait ...

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Also, can the Wonkette operatives who are close to Boehner please ask him why this has to be an either/or option?

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He's been a drama queen since at least '96.

Anyone got any earlier examples of hyperbolic whininess?

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