You know what a fate worse than death would be? Paying the fry cook at your local McBurgerQueen slightly more than the shitty wage she is earning today. Weeper of the House John Boehner would rather kill himself than see hardworking Americans be able to earn a living wage. Per
Given that Americans have the mathematical skills of raccoons it will be repeated as a '3/2 likelihood that a minimum wage increase will decrease employment by 10 million'.
Nah mang, there's lots of people with liver failure and fake tans down there. Maybe there are alligators that like gin marinated Congresscritters.
If you raise wages at McDonalds, the Big Macs start making themselves when franchisees hire fewer workers. Why didn't they think of this before?
<i>what&rsquo;s to keep the riff-raff away from swanky Florida vacation homes? </i>
I&#039;ve heard that George Zimmerman is available for private gigs.
At least make it a &#039;clean&#039; kill.
Given that Americans have the mathematical skills of raccoons it will be repeated as a &#039;3/2 likelihood that a minimum wage increase will decrease employment by 10 million&#039;.
Nah mang, there&#039;s lots of people with liver failure and fake tans down there. Maybe there are alligators that like gin marinated Congresscritters.
&quot;John, your offer is acceptable&quot;.
There goes Emo Boehner again. Just crying for attention.
If you raise wages at McDonalds, the Big Macs start making themselves when franchisees hire fewer workers. Why didn&#039;t they think of this before?
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Boehner&#039;s Bar must have been a pretty depressing place, smelling of tears, bourbon, vomit and stale beer amid faded Dewey and Ike posters.
Boehner better not speak too loudly about that study. You know how Tea Party types feel about edjumication.
Are we allowed to ideate about him going batshit crazy?
Oh, wait ...
Also, can the Wonkette operatives who are close to Boehner please ask him why this has to be an either/or option?
He&#039;s been a drama queen since at least &#039;96.
Anyone got any earlier examples of hyperbolic whininess?