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These chicken hawks love to tell us how much danger we're in from terrorists and Iran and taxes and not-saying-god-enough. They never seem to mention how much danger we're in from poor education, lack of health insurance, crazy gun people, bank schemes, climate change. Let's hear it Bolton: "If a carbon tax will save just one American, it's worth it."

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john bolton: undersecretary of state, U.S. ambassador to the united nations.

ladies and gentleman, your bush administration.

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I actually think the Stache is the real living part of him. The rest is just reanimated zombie flesh.

Sort of like the headcrabs from Half Life.

One crowbar to the handlebar, stat.

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If the top five feet of John Bolton were to disappear, I don't think anyone would miss them.

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Right. And did we really need a remake of "When a Man Loves a Woman"?

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John Bolton only says what the chinchilla up his nose with the tail hanging out tells him to say.

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