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Sakonyachen for FALGSC's avatar

I really despise those people who refer to themselves in the third person.

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Sakonyachen for FALGSC's avatar

At this point I’m willing to be flogged publicly in a banana hammock on a float, and I’m not that proud of my physique. It’s worth it to get the message across though.

Also too, I’m not a public flogging fetishist, in case someone thought I was planning to get something out of it. I’m also not a fan of banana hammocksEdit: TMI ALERT!!!! deleted content!

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aloharob's avatar

You see ,rats need to be fucked also too as most rat dicks are now in tins (salted) and served at republican fundraisers. ergo lots of rat fucking going on by all sorts of vile opportunists.

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Sakonyachen for FALGSC's avatar

Especially since he isn’t a child fucker like Moore. Pedophilia is a fetish, sexually assaulting children is a felony. Franken did neither of those things. He was gross, but not a gross predatory child molester. I would vote for a guy who admits he is sexually attracted to children but refrains before a man who denies he assaulted several women when they were children who vote for his party. The Pedo has control of himself, the molester wants to control others. Sounds morbid, but it’s actually a sign of restraint.

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Sakonyachen for FALGSC's avatar

Absolutely. I had a former boss(Lesbian) who told me(straight man) about her conquests. I told her I didn’t mind but that it was inappropriate and she should mind who she shares stuff with. She said she agreed completely, but she was pretty sure I wasn’t offended. She was right. If I was, it could have been a shitstorm. I don’t get bothered by words much, and since she was into women there wasn’t much chance of unwanted advances. She looked at me as a bro in this context, which was mostly true. Except for the fact that I am not very proficient at scissoring. Testicles are sensitive after all. I mostly told her to be a bit more quiet though, she had a loud voice and there was basically one room in the workplace. Other than me there was mostly women, they may not appreciate her bragging and I wouldn’t appreciate being a witness in the lawsuit.

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Anan Nana's avatar

All hail Even ! heh

NEW to Wonkette but DAMN I love this site.

Tell it like it is :)

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Anan Nana's avatar

Oh come on, that's because we expect the Republicans to fail more.

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Anan Nana's avatar

Somehow - and yes, I actually DID type somehoe as a typo there..

But somehow I don't see a prostitute saying to their pimp 'fetch me a congressman'

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Anan Nana's avatar

I read that at first as fueling the Trump needs to pray...

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Anan Nana's avatar

SOMETHING tells me Jessie's original authorial intent wasn't about modern political events though.

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Anan Nana's avatar

And that includes your father?

Or wait - grandfather, or wait - ALL of your grandfathers ?

I find your polarizing gender shades paintbrush misleading.

Plus what does that make hermaphrodites? geniuses ?

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Moar Wordz's avatar

Nah, me neither. Tho' I can see a Congressman fetching a pimp for a hooker. I inadvertently used language that might've offended in this post, have edited.Was meant as hyperbole aimed at the chauvinism of this man. He may have feted them w/ Champagne & roses for all I know, but somehow I doubt it. Really doubt it.

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Zango Crudmonger's avatar

Hi! Come to the open thread, usually the last of the day, if you want to banter.

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Run2Live's avatar

“Both sides” is not an argument, it’s a reality. There is a spectrum of bad behavior on both sides. Yes, pedophiles and rapists are on one end and “handsy” behavior on the other, but we shouldn’t minimize the overall issue by retreating to our ideological corners.

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Historicat's avatar

That's hostile environment, so yeah.

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Bad Scooter's avatar

not all powerful men feel that way. or at least not all men in positions of power act like they feel that way. i know because i work with a lot of the good ones, and there are also too a lot that post in these non-comments (ex: Lance Thrustwell) who don’t play that.

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