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Rodeo clowns have a real job, distract the bull. These idiots distract with bullshit

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I just ran into my Trump-loving neighbor. I try to inject tiny bits of sanity whenever I talk to her, but it's slow going.

We talked about Trump for a minute, and then she says that Biden is going to raise everybody's taxes.

I told her that I am watching this issue closely, because Biden has promised to not raise taxes on anybody making less than $400,000.

Then she started complaining about how much her daughter and SIL pay in taxes (she lives with them). However, they are well under the $400,000, as am I.

I realized that she knows nothing about Biden's promise, and somehow feels that her daughter's tax rate is somehow Biden's fault.

So the next step in my attempt to de-program my neighbor will be to report back to her that my taxes have NOT gone up after Biden passes a new tax law.

What I have noticed about her is that she doesn't much care about facts and just wants to blame Biden for everything.

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It takes a real Texas asshole to transform a stupid Politico article into an artisanal tank of E. coli infested bilge water.

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Our homegrown drug dealers and rapists are going to find the competition too tough, better build the Wall.

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I'm confused. I thought Biden was too busy confusing what infrastructure was and not knowing how to negotiate dollar amounts with the gqp to be on Twitter.

So if he's actually taking meetings and doing work leaving him no time to tweet, it means he's not in charge? Maybe he needs to be a little more braggadocious or something.

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He spends too much time doing his job to entertain us? It is rather pathetic that this is the level of criticism the GQP can lob at him.

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Tell Cornyn if he wants Shecky Greene back, we understand he’s doing standup at Mar-A-Lardo these days.

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And if I had mistaken a semiautomatic 9mm with a taser and killed someone, I'd be looking at manslaughter at the minimum.

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Ginger Snaps?

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gee, Cornyn, for someone 'not in charge' and 'not doing anything'... he sure owned your Republican asses with the Stimmy Bill

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And this motherfucker is THE semi-COMPETENT SENATOR from Texas.

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Toilet paper on the shoe and Scotch tape on the necktie is how Republican leaders signal primacy over other Republican followers. (In case the bobby pins in the fake hair and elevator shoes don't do the trick.)

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OMG, yes. After 4 years of nonstop diarrhea tweets of a raging orange narcissist, I've never been so happy to have a boring moderate milquetoast president in my life.

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GOP: Off The Rails. "Special Reports" @ 6,9,11,2, etc.

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This day in the Trump presidency, we were inching towards nuclear obliteration with North Korea, and Trump was just fresh from another campaign rally, heading to Mar-a-Lago. Also, I think Melissa McCarthy (or was it Sean Spicer?) said Hitler wasn’t as bad as Assad, and dressed up as the Easter Bunny.

Biden could play Xbox all day and be more in charge.

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