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rtpoeman's avatar

Beto, you're young. You have many years ahead of you. Run for - and win - the Senate now. There will be more chances to run for President in the future. Like 2032, when you will be finishing your second term as senator.

Gayer Than Thou's avatar

By coincidence, I have a loaf of bread going bad as we speak. I will keep an eye on the slices and see which of them shows the greatest political promise.

Petunia Cat's avatar

I want John Cornyn to fall on the ground and whimper at my feet. I’m not usually like this. But I’m like this right now. 😏

Petunia Cat's avatar

Wait, there is a current outreach thingy? Never heard of 'em.

Petunia Cat's avatar

I know. In 04 it was coming down to Ohio and it was like 3 AM and I’m saying “No, it will be fine because Ohio is a union state!“ 😁 I.e. it was when I was a kid growing up in the 60s and 70s.

Leftflank's avatar

Hey man, I know that song. I prolly never would've thought of it again but I've heard it somewhere, sometime, some place.

Teto85's avatar

Tattooed (to cover wound scars), motorcycle riding, combat wounded helicopter pilot. And a Mom.https://www.youtube.com/wat...

Brad Bridgman's avatar

Collins in ME is toast. Gardner in CO is most likely a flip. AL most likely to flip back. TX would be huge.

Nick.Trite's avatar

Seriously. If he wants to be the next Obama, he should start where Obama did.

Nick.Trite's avatar

I have lived in hope that he and Mayor Pete are just running to increase their profiles for a Senate run. Every day that hope grows dimmer.

Tennessee Rain's avatar

Same with Chester County. And once they unfucked the districts, I'm now represented by Chrissie Houlihan and not that fucker, Smucker.

Tennessee Rain's avatar

The last time Mitch McConnell was up for re-election, he received 800,000 votes. How in the Wide World of Sports can someone who was elected to office by 800,000 (I'll be nice here) Kentuckians wield that much fucking power? It's obscene and probably not at all what the founding fathers had in mind. I'll go drink now.