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FeloniousMonk's avatar

That's a very optimistic view of the military. And when I say "very optimistic", I mean "can I have some of those 'shrooms?"

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

"Words you learned long before you had to go to school."

...and possible words he failed to learn during toilet training. No only means no when the person saying no has the power to enforce it.

Fuck...I think I may have finally understood the whole conservative mind frame.

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Dylan Black's avatar

I...honestly have no idea who that is. I could go to google and find out I'm sure, but I just figured I'd come clean instead.

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bobbert's avatar

Oh, mae.

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bobbert's avatar

Now google "Sibboleth".

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bobbert's avatar

Spoken like a man with a wide experience in <strike>rape</strike> roofies.

EDIT: Actually, that should read "rape via roofies", but then I couldn'a have use the strikeout style.

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bobbert's avatar

Well done.

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bobbert's avatar

<i>Men who join the military are responding to widespread, innate male urges—the urge to break things and kill people, for example.</i>

1. I was in the military for a few years. (I'm not sure if Mr. Derpy was, but I'd doubt it since he was a Brit during Vietnam). As it happened, I joined the Chair Force specifically to <i>avoid</i> breaking things and killing people, despite feeling that I owed some duty to the US of A.

2. So, I'm not entirely sure those are "innate" male urges. On the other hand, reading this does make me want to break John Derbyshire's nose, so he may have something of a point.

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Bezoar's avatar

I figure the opposite, that they actually have to say 'yes'. Or at least nod.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

BUT THERE IS NO WAR ON WOMEN!

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

True. Obviously he can only pass his flatulence off as "an editorial."

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

With rape apologists like these, who needs <strike>friends</strike> rapists?

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

I know nobody wishes cancer on anyone.

Nobody, could you please wish for me to win a million dollars? Thanks, dude.

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PsycWench's avatar

Why settle for less, really?

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PsycWench's avatar

He strikes me as someone who has heard about vaginas but have never actually seen one.

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Dylan Black's avatar

Um...am not sure what I said to get comment deleted, was just expressing my outrage at MRA douchebags?

ETA: Almost seemed like it might be an automated filter as comment was deleted AS I posted it? Not complaining, just confused and worried I accidentally broke a rule or something :P

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