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I wonder how many sources got burned/disappeared/faded into the woodwork during Turnip's Prostratin' to Putin Tour, with all his secret unrecorded late night phone calls to Vlad. Or the Saudis. Sure were a lot of dissidents rounded up about the time Jared got that billion dollar infusion of Saudi cash.

If you were an intelligence asset in a highly sensitive position, where discovery meant prison or falling out a window, would you trust the US to keep your identity secret? Maybe now with Biden, but how can you trust that another idiot like GW, or worse, Turnip won't replace him?

I think it will be a while before the intelligence agencies can repair that damage. And Putin wins again.

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Gym in an actual court where there are rules of conduct and everything is under oath would be great entertainment

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Hobos

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They're so tired of winning, they're losing for a while just for the refreshment!

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Is.

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Kind of like a palate cleanser.

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But, I thought DC looooooved Trump.

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But, I thought Virginia looooooved Trump.

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Apple Bobbing For Pubes is my new Death Cab for Cutie cover band.

Now with more cowbell.

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Thank you (both of you). I've now hopped on the express thought train vis a vis Trump's body hair.

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George Takei helpfully tweeted the corrected spellings of both subpoena and indictment to him, assuming he'd be using them in this "truths" in the near future.

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What witness could stand up to John Durham's scathing attack?

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At this point, what have they got to lose?

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I wonder how often judges see that in federal prosecutors?

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My grandmother, born in 1900, was firmly against autopsies. She believed that, if she showed up at Heaven with less than she started out with, and no reasonable explanation for those discrepancies, she'd be in deep shit.

She died from being 92, so she dodged a bullet on that one.

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Hannity is well aware of exactly what this all means, even though he feeds a pile of bullshit to magas who get their opinions from him. Johnson on the other hand is too stupid to figure it out.

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