Famous 2008 presidential sex-haver John Edwards is probably going to be indicted very soon for violating campaign laws in how he covered it all up, NBC News is reporting. "Son of a mill worker!" Edwards cursed to himself upon hearing this news, taking his lord's name in vain. "We do not believe there is evidence that John has violated any election laws," his attorney, Wade Smith, said, obviously very forcibly. Hey, you know who else was named "Wade"? John Edwards' son who died. You know who else in John Edwards' family died? His wife, the one that everybody loved. Those are the two reasons John Edwards should get whatever he wants, from staying out of jail to bedding all the floozies he wants to the presidency. What do you say, Iowa caucus-goers? John Edwards 2012: Campaigning From Jail Just Like His Close Personal Friend Martin Luther King.
Sitcom concept: "Cell Mates" starring John Edwards and Christine O'Donnell.
Sent to prison for crimes they didn't [well, ok, did] commit, will these two jailbirds get over their political bickering and become lovebirds instead? An "Odd Couple" for the 21st century!
Sure: the wacky neighbor from cellblock 7B, puts in occasional guest appearances. Played by Joe Pesci in an uncredited role (and a troublesome wig).
I don't think that is the end they want to know about when they do a meet and greet in prison.
We should dig up Reagan and try him for treason.
Hugh Grant, of course. With special guest star Divine Brown (as herself) in the adjoining cell.
"Look out! It's the fRed Baron!" *AIRPLANE NOISES*
Man, no wonder we don't tax rich people, they're so cool!
Any room for Blagojevich in there? He's got a qualifying 'do.
Sitcom concept: "Cell Mates" starring John Edwards and Christine O'Donnell.
Sent to prison for crimes they didn't [well, ok, did] commit, will these two jailbirds get over their political bickering and become lovebirds instead? An "Odd Couple" for the 21st century!
A little psycho strange isn't so exciting anymore, is it Johnny?