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John Edwards To Be Prosecuted By DoJ For Campaign Sexytime

Wonkette Jr.
May 25, 2011
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John Edwards' whole life seems to be the moral of a story called "Having hundreds of millions of dollars will not make you happy." Now the sleazeoid is going to be prosecuted by Obama's Department of Justice for illegal use of campaign money (to keep that woman and his love child).

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Sources close to the investigation tell NBC News that the Justice Department has given the green light for criminal charges to be filed against former U.S. Senator and presidential hopeful John Edwards, for alleged violations of campaign finance laws arising from the cover-up of an affair. One source with knowledge of the case says that while prosecutors are moving toward an indictment, it is still possible that a plea agreement could be reached.

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PsycWench
Aug 15

You may have pegged that one.

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Dashboard Buddha
Aug 15

Mom: Son, someday you might grow up to be president

Son: But mommy...I don't even have one girlfriend yet.

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