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PsycWench's avatar

You may have pegged that one.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Mom: Son, someday you might grow up to be president

Son: But mommy...I don't even have one girlfriend yet.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

That just doesn't work. I am constantly asking for sex "because I love America so much". Maybe if I were fatter, grayer and more repulsive.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Where Edwards leads, Ensign is sure to follow. Also Ahnold.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

A good punishment would be to put his home video out on Youtube.

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