Does anybody care about this John Ensign affair/bribe thing anymore? Probably nobody cares about this John Ensign affair/bribe thing anymore, but the details of this thing are just ridiculous. Here's a thing John Ensign did: He took his mistress, the wife of his friend and mother of his children's friends, to the National Prayer Breakfast to propose marriage to her. How romantic! God strolled into the National Prayer Breakfast, saw Ensign on one knee, said "Oh fuck this shit" to himself, and walked right back out. There are enough things in the Senate Ethics Committee report to embarrass Ensign's children and those of his mistress' for many lifetimes, but they already know that, because Ensign was pretty much doing it right in front of them, and then all the adults in the situation destroyed their own lives. This all sounds really hott!
These folks sure know how to put the 'fun' in dysfunctional.
Well, they SPEND a lot of time on their knees. Not to mention the praying.
...the brains of an inbred chihuahua...
Yep - that's the cretin. Nasty fuckwad, ain't he?
Juana, you mean a missing comma in "Way to rub it in assholes"?
I think it's actually a colon.
Ew. I'm imagining needing to brush away the eyebrow hairs and spray Lysol to dissipate the old man stink.
The best Defense is a good offense.
That's nice. Where's the Cheetos?
Danke schoen, baby.
It's an old adage that more souls have been made than saved at revival meetings.
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But I want Cheetos <i>and</i> love.
<a href="http:\/\/www.politico.com\/news\/stories\/0511\/54905.html" target="_blank">Coburn needs to go too, yo.</a>
Personally, I&#039;m going to guess she was stuck out at the airport after a vodka front moved in.
Yes...yet.
Someone help me out....how recently was it he was considered a possible presidential candidate?