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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Meh - a professional leftie, sure, but he's not even close to Hagee-type lunacy.

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We may be on the verge of actually proving the existence of alternative universes... all we need is proof that real-world facts don't hold true in Texas. So far, though, no so good.

ViveLaProtestPayments's avatar

Irrelevant fat fuck nobody outside of Texas ever heard of says what?

marxalot's avatar

We're working on it. We've cut free from the singularity of Governor Goodhair, but getting out of the next arsehat's gravity well is gonna be a problem.

marxalot's avatar

All the pro-Israel-cuz-Endtimes evangelical dominionists spend their days about half an inch from yelling "Whore of Babylon" every time the Catholic church gets mentioned. It's only their reservation of the term for Obama that keeps them from calling Pope Frank the Anti-Christ.

marxalot's avatar

KEEP THE RECEIPT, LORD

It's fuck all y'all* season's avatar

gawd is responsible for everything, including Obama and especially this clown's smug, self satisfied, eminently punchable face

AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...that is the problem with Bible thumper logic. If God is all knowing and all powerful, then there is no such thing as evil. The only truly evil being is "God",for not only allowing evil to occur but also planning it

π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Is it my imagination, or are the craziest fucknuts in America almost always right-wing fucknuts?

Lot_49's avatar

Only if you're <i>temporarily</i> Jewish, you mean.

Lot_49's avatar

"The executive branch… is in the hands of one of the most anti-Semitic presidents in the history of the United States of America."

Where do you begin? Antisemitism was practically a minimum qualification for president until Truman recognized Israel, over the objections of almost everybody.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

as always, IOKIYAR

McCain can repudiate his wingnut pastor and all is forgiven, but Bamz will forever be saddled with being associated with Reverend Wright

Lot_49's avatar

Generally, yes, but there's always <a href="https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Ward_Churchill" target="_blank">Ward Churchill</a>...

Fartknocker's avatar

I so hope that liberal, Buddhist IRS Special Agent reads the Wonkette so he can stop by the Reverend's House of Worship and remind him that offering political prognostications is a violation of his tax exempt status.

Amen, you fat, pandering from the pulpit fucker.

The Quirk's avatar

Hey, I owed a lot of money in that town, obviously God was trying to save me money.

The Quirk's avatar

Calling Kissinger and Ben Stein "Kikes" isn't anti-semitism; not supporting every crazy idea in Netanyahu's noggin is.