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"We’re talking fundamentally about freedom of speech, freedom of the press, freedom of religion, the ability to gather to address our grievances, the equality of women."

Uh, idiot, those are not "Judeo-Christian values", those are Enlightenment values, not Christian values, ones that arose despite and in opposition to that bronze-age death cult, and were opposed by Christianity the whole way. Christianity opposes those values. Try learning some history.

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Anchovies and pineapple?! SACRILEGE! We must protect the innocent from making this choice!

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No sillier than "abortions cause cancer" or "embryos are people" or whatever else is in those government mandated scripts.

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Its a conspiracy of trolls. "But we reached out to the Thems like you wanted us to, we tried to open a dialogue, and they're still mad at us? Isn't that what you wanted? Huh? Huh?"

Its trolls all the way down.

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This. All of this. Always and forever this.

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Yeesh Jewishes, get all steamed about a label why don't you? Christians just want to perfect you by converting you over to Christianity so stop being so uppity about it or acting in a shadowy conspiracy to control the money and information like you always do.

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And yet, he invited the Jews back into England after 500 years of expulsion - obviously because they controlled all the banks and he wanted a slice of action. Plus, he did cut the head off a King, for which I am willing to forgive a lot.

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Moooslin scientists like Avicenna and Ibn Rushd kept those ancient Graeco-Roman ideas alive while Europe had gone all the way into Dark Ages superstition, so perhaps associating them with "the West" is not a super-liberal thing to do.

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Ohio, fourth in the country for food insecurity thanks to the spending cuts Judeo-Christian Governor Cocksuck instituted to make up for the tax cuts he implemented for the wealthy. Oh, and he signed an executive order to open up state parks and forests to oil and natural gas exploration.

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He didn't marry until after he left congress. While a congressman, he shared an apartment with his chief of staff. There were rumors.

At the gym, he was the guy who liked to stand around in the locker room naked with one foot up on the bench in front of the lockers, talking to others and waving his junk in their faces.

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Tell me about it

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Hey, thanks. You just helped me stick to my diet.

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Has someone informed the Governer that the Koran incorporates the hate filled part of Judeo-Christian mythology in the form of the Old Testament?

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He then raped Ireland, so poo to Cromwell with knobs on.

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No, that's Florida and Arizona.

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